By Jonathan - 13/10/2008 08:27

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
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kirstyfaerie 0

only half naked? you're not very ambitious.

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birchofacookie 0

That's weird. Today, I was having sex on a boat with a hot brunette. Then, I woke up. And Samus slapped me.

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lakeylove 0

LMFAO AT #7!!!!!!!!! Im only a kid and i woke up kissing my pillow.......Im not even a teen. screamz well im a girl so i dont dream of other girls no offence ppl but i think gay marriage should be band. Its not like got created Adam & Steve (gay version of Adam & Eve) but why do guys luuuuuv brunnettes? well my skin is a nice caramely color do guys digg that? just asking.....

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Crimso 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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MCofpwnage 0

**** off. Not everybody's Christian, you dumb bitch. And that's the ******* most damned stupid argument against gays I've ever heard. They were went to be the father and mother of man, so of course they couldn't be gay....dumb ****.

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bridgette5866 0

Or choke on it.

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Epic222662 0

You fail you predujiced christian bitch. I love how your such a ******* retard that you actually believe god is real. Fail btw xD. what,u believe in santa too? lol. Anyways, you have no room to talk since ur the weird ass nerd fugly girl who kisses her pillow. rofl. Jump off a plane,maybe u'll float to heaven.

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TLUL 0

And I think stupid bitches like you should be banned. Your prejudices disgust me. If you say that God does not agree with gays and lesbians, then we are forced to conclude that God made a mistake in his alleged creation of humanity, because some people are gay. Yet your religion teaches you that God does not make mistakes. Contradiction.

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Serec 0

"And I'm not even a teen." So you're 12 damn years old? ****. Why do ignorant ***** like you even get to sign up on sites like this? this was a pathetic argument, oh and you say "GOD" like if everyone believed him and the bible! I hate kids like this ******, this comment hasn't been moderated yet for prejudice speaking? what the ****.

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Wandalf 0

@ #13 Dear lakeylove, please stop raping me. Signed, the English language. PS : and Tolerance asked if you two have ever been introduced.

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cindayy77 0

what did #13 say?

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kellbell09 0

wow that sucks for you. oh and number 13, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM??????? Gawd your immature.

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uffiewuffie 0

what did # 13 say?! HOLY SNOUT SOMEBODY TELL ME

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AnotherStranger2 0

#13. Die in a fire. PLEASE. Ditto on #14. OP: HAHAHAHAHAHA...... Oh, man- that sucks. I've done similar before. XD I feel for ya, bud.

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fACE007 0

who the **** cares about your desperate fantasies?

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bigraws23 0

wa,wa,waaaa, I have a tiny dick :'( the world has bigger things to worrie about, like finding a cure for my tiny dick

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