Love: Today, I woke up at 4:30am because I forgot to turn my Blackberry...

By freckle82 - 12/05/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, I woke up at 4:30am because I forgot to turn my Blackberry off 'loud'. I woke up to find an email from my ex-boyfriend's crazy mother who had sent me pictures of her son's wedding that had happened over the weekend. I am still single. FML

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You deserved it 4 550

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He's one of those people

By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 19:54 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 413

You deserved it 3 198

Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 508

You deserved it 8 269

Furious

By Anonymous - 14/03/2025 18:00 - United States

Today, my husband woke me up by sending me a picture of a guy I used to semi-see. The same night my boyfriend sent me a furious text asking why I didn’t tell him I’m married, because my husband has found his Instagram and was harassing him online. Like, leave me alone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72

You deserved it 1 532

By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 111

You deserved it 13 521

By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 124

You deserved it 4 198

By hunting7waves - 25/09/2015 05:31 - United States - Des Moines

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML

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You deserved it 1 897

By LonelyAF - 12/08/2017 13:00

Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML

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You deserved it 4 367

Sorry

By Anonymous - 14/05/2013 22:41

Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 957

You deserved it 3 652

Freakout

By Anonymous - 04/01/2012 17:00 - United States

Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 264

You deserved it 2 846

Breaking news

By Anonymous - 28/03/2025 04:00 - United States - Reno

Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML

I agree, your life sucks 437

You deserved it 80

Ilovelife07 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:53

send her back a picture of your middle finger

angelxcollins 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 19:50

At least he wasn't your current boyfriend and you were finding out he got married while he was dating you. :P

Comments

sciencenerd 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:20

Be happy you didn't marry into that family.

Toni818 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:43

Consider yourself lucky, honey... who the hell would want that kind of a mother in law.

gee4 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:47

Just block her, that's how I got rid of my ex and his connections, every once and awhile he finds away, but then I just block the new person he found to talk to me through.

Amkii 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 1:51

....I don't get it. Why does she stay in contact with you, especially if he doesn't? WHY would she send you photos of his wedding?! This is all very messed up. Break the ties with them, move on. And I suggest beginning with #2's advice.

CapriceClassic 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 2:12

His mom needs to get a life.

tangello 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 2:24

wow, that's pathetic on her part. I agree with #66 and 67.

mon_e_mons 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:40

what an asshole :*( you'll need this /hug

wordgirl 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 4:38

Girl, don't fret! This is no FML. It could have gone like this: Today, I found out that while I was still on my honeymoon, my mother in law was emailing my wedding photos to my husband's ex. I have to live with this woman as part of my family for the next 50 years. FML.