By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML
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By Taylor - 11/08/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
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georgia_fml 0

I'd go shove it on her chest. Oh well, she sounds funny :P

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Chaith 16

Make your way to electronics in the nearest department store.. swipe a kiddy game for $7.99 or so.. Next time you see her with a low cut top, put the 'Early Childhood' sticker between. Lolol

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aurorelle 0

I didn't know they made XS jeans for men. She was probably right, huh.

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Andyangels27 0

you know what the say about a man with small jeans. small ****

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bigbinga47 0

call her fat then run her over with your car.

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Kofu 0

True or not, that's funny. Learn to laugh at yourself, kiddo. That's the kind of sense of irony my girlfriend would use.

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screwlife23 0

you should have pulled it off and stuck it on her boobs. she was kind of being a bitch. I'd never do that to my boyfriend.

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akfml11 0

ROFLMAO. fyl this made me laugh so hard, i almost peed myself, and another thing, gain weight

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beasting 0

well at least the sticker didn't say small

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Marcelb 17

you do realise that XS means EXTRA small. still you figure that's better than small...?

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Qluz 3

maybe the op is still a teen so his jeans size is xs and such. but i dont see those type of sizes where i shop, 28-30 for me.

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