Animals and Scary: Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something...

By Fran - 09/01/2010 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, I was awoken at 1:30 a.m. by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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Strange noise

By Anonymous - 22/01/2020 18:00

Today, I was awoken at 1:30am by a strange noise, and something tugging on my hair. I opened my eyes, to find a very large rat sitting on my pillow, chewing my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:04 - United States - Louisville

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

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What a cozy moment

By ratfaced - 12/10/2017 07:00 - United States - Stamford

Today, I woke up to a squeaking noise and the feeling of something furry on my cheek. I smiled, thinking it was my guinea pigs nosing me awake. Then I remembered that my guinea pigs were in their cage on the other side of the room, and opened my eyes to see the biggest rat ever staring right at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I woke up and went into the bathroom and noticed a dark mass in the toilet. Thinking someone took a dump and didn't flush, I approached the toilet ready to dispose of it. That's when I noticed its whiskers and ears. It was a rat, and it was alive. FML

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By pinkjade - 25/10/2011 07:17 - Canada

Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML

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Sobering

By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, around 2:00 a.m. I had just sat down on my couch when I noticed one of my cats poking at what appeared to be a toy. I attempted to pick it up to play with the cat when it started to move like a mouse. I squealed like a girl and woke up my wife upstairs. I'm a 26-year-old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 07:45 - Australia - Perth

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 07:46 - Netherlands - Overveen

Today, I dreamed a rat crawled up from the toilet and attacked me. Now I'm afraid to even enter the bathroom. FML

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Saturday 9 January 2010 16:11

Ew!

inmyroom 1

Saturday 9 January 2010 16:12

thats cute

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lolhatethat 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:42

ewwww

terrancescarter 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 2:15

I wouldve flipped out!

ky_finest_18 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 3:34

Omg. I would of freaked out.

kbaker90 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 4:58

Om nom nom

RL_overBO 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 5:10

#70- you made me splurt my cereal... lol thanks

comedychick 1

Sunday 10 January 2010 6:07

I would have seriously cried

unique_freak 17

Sunday 10 January 2010 6:33

worst fml ever.. At least to me. Oh my god. It might sound crazy but I would take my sister having my boyfriends baby over a rat chewing on my hair

urclremi 2

Sunday 10 January 2010 6:42

om nom nom nom "TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!"

wordgirl 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:18

That is HORRIBLE!!! Oh, my God... *shivers*.

xxxxshanexxxx 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 7:30

i hope it was a pet rat....

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