By Khrixas_069 - 18/06/2011 07:10 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML
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Iamnotmyself 17

Looks like this conversation wasn't too "hot" or too "cool"

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Luciens19 0

Feel the burn!!! ha

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Trent_21 6

all you people saying that he needs to go to his house are lame lays

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kayladance101 13

isnt a bed more comfortable than a park..? just my opinion.

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marinus_fml 19

If I seen Trent root someone in a park id think he's a pedophile rapist.

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A7X_LoVeee 10

I think you missed the part that said "at a local park" ...

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a_nutritionist 10

naw the little boy thinks if you are adventurous in your location youre better at sex than everyone else who isnt. dont worry special little man, youll learn about logic one day. itll blow your ******* mind.

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MissWhit27 2

im agreeing with 12 on this one ... gotta add some excitement to the mix sometimes sheesh live a little:-))) oh and fire and ice is the shit by the way ironically just found that out lastnight!! lol

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Livinia 11

Why would you do that in a public place? Especially a park where there's probably young children around, and not to mention the cops. Make love somewhere a bit more private perhaps?

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TheDrifter 23

Or at least a secluded spot in the park.

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jorrrk 0

people doit in public places for the adrenalin rush

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Alexx131 0

It could of been dark. Not a lot of children are playing in the park at night.

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zgomon 10

sum people have roommates or even parents that they live with. so it's kinda inconvenient at times. it isn't all that right to do that in a public place, but it is also fun for the thrill and sumtimes it's a spur of the moment type thing

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a_nutritionist 10

you dont bring lube and condoms to a park and then have "spur of the moment" sex...

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MissWhit27 2

160 actually they could have had the condoms w/ the fire and ice lube on them already in a wallet or purse even the glove box just in case they happened to get out somewhere and wanted to be spontaneous and have sex ya kno

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BobsUrAunty 2

some people get a kickstart to their failing love life doing these sorts of things lol eg when homer n large did it on the Simpsons, that actually happens irl

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missgaga12 0

i totally agree with you! every day more and more ppl make stupid decisions :/ wanna talk? :)

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DalPozzo13 10

That's what beds are for

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dadof2 4

grow up people get alittle adventerous try something new and as far as fore play its not an option if your n a hurry duh

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Real classy. Morons.

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cynthiaF 0

Hmm. Try a private place next time.

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TheCass_ 3

Obviously, they didn't have a bed they could use, or a house to go to. I don't think they decided to be at the park, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

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xxmollyxx 25

"Making love" and "the local park" just don't seem to go together.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Chill, I mean... thrill seekers.

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peacelovepugs 7

love the profile pic. lol rebecca black

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