your son really knows how to make study interesting.... i guess it helps him to memorise

Amused in private, furious when he's around.

How is this even an FML? You have a bright kid who see symbology in inanimate objects and expresses it in poetry. Don't whine about your son celebrate him.

Typical boy to start thinking dirty thoughts when they see any sort of "hole" .

It seems pretty harmless to me? It seems like a joke. Unless your son is too young to be writing something like that, in which case I imagine the teacher would've contacted you, it doesn't seem to be a big deal.

Damn, your son's good at this stuff. He should be a poet.

Amused. Definitely amused. Let's face it, the kid makes a good point! :)

That is simply... shocking

Be proud

The correct terms are actually "male" and "female" connectors. From a technical point of view, your son isn't that wrong... :-)