By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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megoose 0

Hopefully she hasn't used your toothbrush before then put it back without you knowing. That would be even worse

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irawk 0

I'd still be using it if I were you!

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emodude44 0

It's her toothbrush now You buy a new one :)

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myclawsdripkiwi 0

I would have shoved that toothbrush as far down her throat as i possibly could

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MelbourneAus_fml 0

HAHA thats hilarious i wonder if she has done that before without you knowing!!!

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shadow_skater_fml 0

time to get a new toothbrush

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Penguinophile 0

Well. That's ****** up.

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kewlz323 0

haha i read this fml almost 500 times and i still laugh so hard everytime i read it...

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wolfman2012 0

probably not the first time she's done it...

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