By dating a fking cnt - 10/11/2012 00:16 - Canada

Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed. My girlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done. She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy". FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 779
You deserved it 3 322
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

crazytwinsmom 25

Ex girlfriend I hope!

270 22
speckledots 29

Damn. BTW. You aren't supposed to "suck" on anything. Unless you want a dry socket.

129 3

Comments

emotac 2

Dating girls from the ghetto is often a mistake.

1 0
carminecris89 13

That was a cunty thing to say. Sorry op. you should remember this when she's sick or not feeling well and wants you to comfort her.

2 0
thenewkid43 9

You should tell her to suck on this wood.

1 0
jewelia13 12

Look - what she did was callous and nasty, but there's no reason to be using gendered insults like "c*nt".

0 0
arcanesentry 14

Nor should we use such a gendered insult as "d*ck" to insult someone who is rude.

0 0
StanSmith2013 26

That is some good advice there but I'm not sure you are a huge walking ******. Maybe get some ice and pain killers then sit down and watch some TV :)

0 0
augmented 1

Put a caffeinated teabag on each side and the bleeding will go away. Great girlfriend.

1 0
Blyville 2

thats awful. you might need to rethink your relationship status

1 0