By spitty - 14/04/2015 21:50 - United States - Willoughby

Today, I got a massage. Just as I was starting to relax, the massage therapist drooled on my face. FML
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capnbzarr 43

Sounds like you're not the only one who was feeling relaxed.

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tiffs1021 14

As a massage therapist myself, i must say these things do happen. I've never drooled on anyone but I've come close. You get into such a zone where all you think of is muscle fibers and tissues that you're feeling that you don't notice little things until its sometimes too late lol

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werid41 10

Today I was giving this totally beautiful woman a massage when I drooled on her. FML

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vikky538 28

At Least one of you is having happy ending after leaving massage.

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WhoCouldIBe 11

Wanna say "thats not drool" but I'm sure someone has and I would probably get called immature so I'm just gonna say "that 'sucks'"

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FitFriday 32

Is your massage therapist by chance a cannibal? Maybe a Purple People Eater?

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ometzit 4

That's her definition of a happy ending

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AkashaSC2 11

Soooo sorry to read that OP ! As a wanna-be massage therapist, I hope you'll be able to relax and enjoy futur massages done with more attention.

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Apeman101 6

take it as a compliment . he was just thinking how yummy u are.

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