Work: Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop...

By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 06:18

Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2011 04:50 - Australia

Today, I was passed over for the job of my dreams. I now have to watch as a girl I have on Facebook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring the position instead. Turns out the interviewer was her uncle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 447

You deserved it 3 027

By Anonymous - 29/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, a girl who's in charge of a group project that I get graded on, asked if Bill Gates was a Founding Father. She was totally serious. I'm screwed. FML

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You deserved it 2 882

By single - 15/12/2017 10:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my girlfriend got paid by the richest guy in our school to go to the Winter Formal with him. She took up the offer. FML

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You deserved it 510

By anonymous - 12/08/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, the girl who tormented my life for nine years was hired at my part-time job. We're assigned to work together on a three-month-long project which will involve tons of communication. FML

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You deserved it 3 150

By Anonymous - 01/10/2012 23:15 - United States - Providence

Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 321

You deserved it 2 774

By Anyonexx0 - 14/04/2015 18:15 - United States - Washington

Today, my sister and I heard back from a job we both applied to. I had used the knowledge from my MBA degree to write a six-page essay for the application, while she just copied and pasted hers from a random website. Guess who got the job. FML

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You deserved it 3 790

Fate

By D-Man - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 636

You deserved it 4 217

The future looks bleak

By Anonymous - 29/07/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I had an epic, two-hour conversation with a brilliant, beautiful future leader of our industry. She's an intern. I'm just some loser horndog of a senior manager in another department. FML

I agree, your life sucks 110

You deserved it 566

Tilt

By Imwithstupid - 02/06/2024 17:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, it's the third time this year I was recommended to meet someone because we're "so smart, we'll get along." At dinner, this person complimented how I'd do great in their graduate course on data science. I helped develop the degree program. I can't believe I missed pinball for this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 446

You deserved it 260

By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 420

You deserved it 17 649

boxbrandon11 20

Wednesday 22 July 2015 17:52

Why would you say no because of their computer background?

lulinator 40

Wednesday 22 July 2015 17:54

Don't judge a laptop by its desktop.

Comments

Stansbury82 17

Thursday 23 July 2015 19:57

Time to kiss some major ass

nyagemini23 22

Thursday 23 July 2015 21:58

Lol u judged way too quickly, your loss

0070 9

Friday 24 July 2015 2:59

YDI for being a judgmental douchebag

GhostFox 33

Friday 24 July 2015 4:09

YDI. You should have exchanged grade information and target grades and decided off that rather than something so inconsequential as her band preferences. You sound like the type of person who, upon hearing someone talk with a Southern USA accent, immediately drops their IQ 20 points.

cappellaaa 23

Friday 24 July 2015 14:11

YDI. You should t judge a person's intellect based on their music likes.

Qualm 6

Friday 24 July 2015 14:42

From my experiences with One Direction fans is that they seem to try to relate everything to the band. OP probably didn't want to deal with that.

TallMist 32

Friday 24 July 2015 19:03

And that happens with a lot of other fanbases, as well. Trying to relate things to the stuff they like. And, honestly, as long as the person doesn't go overboard with it, I don't see why there'd be a problem.

Grandpa_Gray 5

Friday 24 July 2015 21:54

Nah even if she was she is well achieved. She's still most likely moron, and probably incapable of thinking correctly if he has a one direction wallpaper.

MSCCG 16

Saturday 25 July 2015 1:08

I don't understand how some people really think that the OD and Bieber hate is a serious indictment of people IRL. The internet is not truth, people. It's just random hatred.