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		FML - FMyLife: Laugh life off by sharing your daily mishaps and embarrassments, because it’s good to share.
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                                                Many such cases
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my power company notified me that one of the payments my husband and I sent last week for our overdue bill had bounced. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-27T03:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Cut it off
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I took my kids to the beach. My autistic son decided it was a good idea to pretend he was drowning. I tried to tell onlookers he was fine and not to worry. My son popped out of the water and laughed hysterically at them. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-27T00:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Surprise!
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, after I spent months assisting my 'work bestie' with planning/arranging her "Surprise!" wedding, Surprise! I wasn't invited. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-26T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                    [Spicy] |
                                                I want more
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I’m worried that swinging might've ruined my marriage. My wife and I both agreed and we very much enjoyed ourselves. The problem is that the other woman rode me like a high intensity thrill ride roller coaster compared to the same old merry go round that is my wife. FML
                                By ]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-26T20:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Mean girls
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I'm an Indian man at college and I'm nicknamed "Uber Eats" by half the campus. Every time I walk around, I hear, "Look, it's Uber Eats." I shout at them and demand that they stop but they just laugh at me. FML
                                By Brahman punjabi]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-26T15:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                I can fix him
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I found out that my girlfriend still hangs out with her "abusive, violent, psychotic, misogynistic, manipulative" ex. I told her to block him and she pitched a mega tantrum. Now I'm single again. FML
                                By John]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-26T12:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Step-dad no more
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I told my boyfriend to stop criticizing my son for his table manners. He said, "It's man things, you wouldn't understand." He acted surprised when I blew my top and told him to leave. FML
                                By MAN THINGS fuck you]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-26T09:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Stuck
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I was in and out of my room to cook dinner at 11:30pm and accidentally locked the door. I couldn't jimmy it by myself so called a locksmith who used two of those inflatable car door things and a screwdriver to pop it in 30 seconds flat. Cost me 180 bucks. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-26T03:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                The Apprentice coded
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, as part of a group project, we are spending a week with the guys who design Formula 1 cars. The role was I assigned was marketing and merchandise, so while the rest of my team get to talk to engineers and work on real engines, I’m sat designing T-shirts and writing fake magazine articles. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
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                                                Old school internet athiest
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I yet again had to endure one of my patients talking about how their "faith in God" helped them. No bitch, the MEDICINE helped you, not your fake "God" who hates queer people like me. I wish I could yank your IV and see how much help "God" is to you then. FML
                                By Fuck you bitch]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-25T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                I won't share you
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, it's week four of my best friend, who "wasn't interested", still being on a drunken bender after I told her I was possibly going to see someone new. FML.
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-25T20:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Clifford lives
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I was transferring video from my camera to my laptop so I could start editing my film project. My wife’s badly behaved dog decided to barrel through my office, knocking everything over. Screen shattered, camera broken, video files corrupted due to the cable coming out mid-transfer. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-25T15:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Referees
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my very very loud upstairs neighbor's children got ahold of athletic whistles. FML 
                                By ]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-25T12:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Not worth a divorce, but still…
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my husband scraped his shin while trying to pull down our window blinds. He screamed and shouted at me, because it was "all my fault." How? I opened the blinds the day before, and rolled them up "too high." I'm staying married despite all this toxicity. FML
                                By NotMyFault]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-25T09:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Firehose
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-25T03:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Muffled
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I was driving to get groceries when my muffler fell off. I need to get it fixed or else I’ll lose my job, and my job is far away from where I live. If I take an Uber or anything, it will be taking most of my paycheck. Man, FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-25T00:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Post-truth world
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I caught my dad cheating on my stepmom with a man, and I took pictures. She dismissed them as AI-generated and accused me of trying to break them up. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-24T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                I hope not
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I pooped my pants for the first time, ever. At least since I was a baby. I just turned 38; is this what getting older looks like? FML
                                By Sarah]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-24T20:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                A bit of an overreaction
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I found out that the reason my ex-fiance didn't visit me in the hospital after my accident, which I dumped him for, was because the hospital wouldn't let him in because he wasn't family. He's blocked my number, returned the ring and everything. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-24T15:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Meddling
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I received a letter from the doctor's office saying that I'd missed an appointment and could be dropped as a patient if I missed another. My mom scheduled the appointment for me without my knowledge, and never told me that I had one. I also can't make it to any appointments right now, because my car broke down. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-06-24T12:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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