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		FML - FMyLife: Laugh life off by sharing your daily mishaps and embarrassments, because it’s good to share.
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                                                Alpha moron
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, after all my years of teaching, I may have met the most ignorant sack of sentient excrement on the planet. A man came into the office demanding his son be transferred out of my class because he can’t be an "alpha" if he’s being taught by a woman (read that as "bitch"). FML
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            <pubDate>2026-08-17T15:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                The squits
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, it’s my first full official day with my adoptive dad. To celebrate, he took me out to a fancy restaurant for lunch. Lunch was great. The ride home less so. Let’s just say spicy lunch plus upset stomach equals diarrhea, which makes for a smelly NOT fun ride home. FML
                                By Nina]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-08-17T12:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Powered up
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my computer mouse suddenly stopped working. Assuming it had died, I put a new battery in. It still didn't work. After spending several hours trying to understand what problem it could possibly have, I figured out that it helps if you don't put the battery in backwards. FML
                                By Super Genius]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-08-17T09:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Slightly intoxicated
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, drunk, I tried to sneak quietly into my flat at 2 a.m. so I wouldn't wake anyone up. I stepped on the one squeaky floorboard, dropped my keys, kicked my left shoe into a door, and somehow knocked a framed picture off the wall. My flatmate texted me from her bed, “You OK out there?” FM
                                By Clare99]]></description>
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                                                Get me the hell out of there
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I tried to find a cheap apartment to get away from my toxic parents. There seems to be only one that's in my budget and it has abysmal reviews. The job market is in the crapper, so the odds of getting a better-paying job anytime soon are slim to none. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
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                                                Living in perfect harmony
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, after hearing them stomp around all summer, my upstairs neighbor’s obnoxiously loud kids finally started school. Now I get to hear them get up at 6:30am and stomp around while they get ready. FML
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                                                The golden child
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my wife changed her mind on us having kids, because her eight year-old son said he liked being an only child. She says that my devastated and angry reaction is incredibly unattractive and immature, and that I need to accept compromise. FML
                                By Gone]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-08-16T20:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                You have been warned
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, a woman showed me a copy of my wedding picture with her face photoshopped over mine. I burst into tears and cussed her out for being a creepy bitch. She had proof my husband had sent it to her that way, saying “this is how it should’ve been”. She was just trying to warn me. FML
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                                                Sounds like a keeper
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I was trying pillow talk with this guy I met at the bar that night. I’m thinking he’s going to say something cute, but he told me, "One time, I was bored, so I went to a liquor store and robbed an Asian man and put his bag over his head." I just wanted to pillow talk. FML
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                                                Arm day
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I went out on a second date with this girl, who touched my bicep when I told her I haven't been to the gym since a long time. She asked me to flex it, I did, and it remained the same size. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
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                                                Mom knows best
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my mom once again told me that I'm too young and immature to get married, and that I don't know what love is. I'm 29, have a successful career, own my own home, and am financially stable. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
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                                                Part-ay!
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my husband invited 20 of his friends over, no discussion, just 20 strangers in my house. I got mad and went upstairs to our bedroom, which has an en suite shower. I got naked, and yet another dude came out of our en suite and walked right past my bare ass while I screamed. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
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                                                Happy birthday, dear…
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, while singing "Happy Birthday", my boyfriend's mom said his ex's name instead of mine. Almost everyone at the party got it on video. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-08-15T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Time to push
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I left the house to DoorDash and remembered that I forgot to get gas last night. I had just enough gasoline to make it to Costco for better prices. It wasn’t until I pulled in that I realized I'd left my wallet at home. I have approximately two miles of gas left. FML
                                By Caden]]></description>
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                                                Judge Judy
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, there's a kindly old lady at my gym who always looks over at me while I'm finishing on the elliptical. I thought she was checking me out. Turns out, since I always end my workout with 5 minutes on it, she thought I came to the gym, did 5 minutes on the elliptical, and left. She wasn't flirting. She was judging me. FML
                                By Dominic ]]></description>
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                                                Tight fit
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my husband says money is tight. Apparently, we can’t afford new shoes for our son who is going back to school next week and we barely have food in the pantry and fridge, yet he pays $19.99/month for an OnlyFans subscription. FML
                                By Jeliss]]></description>
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                                                Bad seed
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, everyone says I'm being too hard on my son, who I disowned and went no contact with after he cleaned out all of my late wife's belongings without asking. I have nothing, literally nothing left of her now. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
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                                                Self-sabotage
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I really like my job and need it for sustenance. Despite that, my brain constantly finds ways to screw up my job. Outside of work, all my friends refer to me as "The Genius" or the "brilliant one". But at work, I'm a dunce. Why brain, why? FML
                                By DumbHead]]></description>
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                                                Take that stuff outside
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I'm an insomniac. My husband knows this but still woke me up throwing a fit because he lost a round on his stupid fucking cellphone game. He has to watch a 15 second ad for another life; meanwhile, I’ll be lucky if I fall back asleep before the sun comes up. FML
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                                                Neighborhood watch
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to tell me I'd left my car window open. I thanked him, went outside, and discovered it wasn't my car. He had just spent five minutes checking a stranger's vehicle because it looked like mine. FML
                                By Chris]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-08-14T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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