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		FML - FMyLife: Laugh life off by sharing your daily mishaps and embarrassments, because it’s good to share.
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                                                Hang in there
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I continue to suffer from chronic vertigo, which affects my daily life, including but not limited to dizziness, not being able to drive some days, nausea and vomiting, not able to hold my children without falling, and this morning I fell to the floor temporarily blind because of it. Eighteen years of this. FML
                                By Leah Magers]]></description>
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                                                You had a choice
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I had no choice but to break up with my fiancee because my son absolutely despised her, no matter what I try to do, made me choose either her or him. I'll always choose him, but… FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-11T00:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Can't get enough of 'em
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I ordered groceries online for pickup. Got home, unpacked everything, and only then noticed I had somehow ordered 12 cucumbers instead of 2. The receipt just said, “Quantity: 12” like that was a normal life choice. I'm gonna be having cucumbers with every meal for at least a week. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-10T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Quite the ask
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my parents cut ties with me because I refused to drop out of college and move five states away with them for a "fresh start" after the deaths of my siblings. I basically lost my whole family in the span of just two months. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-10T20:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                See the light
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my coworker was talking about how he fixed his broken marriage and how his wife adores him. I asked for his advice, since mine has been rough. He started talking about God and Christianity and how religion showed him the path. Uhh... nope, I think I'll stick with things the way they are. FML
                                By Not interested]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-10T15:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                It's the thought that counts, right?
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I was once again sent tons of Mother's Day cards in the mail, even though my son died years ago and I've told people that I'm not a mother anymore. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-10T12:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Get back here
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I picked up a passenger from the airport who insisted he was late. Drove fast, dropped him off, felt efficient, then noticed his phone on the back seat. After circling trying to find him, I ended up back at the airport, where he was waiting because I’d taken him to the wrong terminal. FML
                                By Ubermensch]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-10T09:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Dang!
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my husband allowed his 16-year-old daughter to get married. Every single objection and concern I had, they ignored. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-10T03:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Bad mom
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, because of my mom going on a drunken adventure, I now have a FBI file. I'm Canadian and my birth certificate proves I wasn't even alive when she pulled this stuff. FML
                                By ]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-10T00:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Unsteady
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I took my first yoga class ever. Everything was going fine until it was time to stand up from the floor. My knees made a sound like snapping wood, my balance disappeared, and I nearly took out the lady next to me while trying to recover. She helped me up like I was part of her family. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-09T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                How can I put this…
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I test-drove a customer’s car to investigate a strange noise. I heard the exact clunk she'd described. It was actually a wrench I’d left under the hood sliding around and hitting things. I had to return and sheepishly explain that the problem was entirely my fault. FML
                                By Jiffy]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-09T20:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my boyfriend proposed! I wanted to get a jump on things so I started looking at photographers, and he mentioned he already knew a good one. I went to check out the photographer’s Instagram and found a picture of my boyfriend… and his wife. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-09T15:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Shady dealings
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I found out that my husband booked one-way tickets for our family to another country, without any return flights or even a place to stay, or money to navigate anything. We're living with my income, and I’m not sure if I want a divorce or a protective order against him. FML 
                                By ]]></description>
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                                                Business time
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I've had a crush on this girl at my office for years. Our work sent us to a conference. We bonded there. That night, we were talking by the hotel pool and she leaned in and kissed me. Tongue and everything. The problem is, at 40, I still bite my nails when I'm nervous. Well, she choked on the finger nail in my mouth. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-09T09:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Family man
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my parents disowned me because I threw out my wife and son after I found out that the kid wasn't mine. According to them, I'm a "heartless asshole." FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-09T03:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Torn
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I found out my husband texted his ex-wife, all the while I've had a torn rotator cuff for a year, which I will finally be getting surgery on in three weeks. He twisted his shoulder last week while installing a toilet and suddenly the world is ending, his pain is all encompassing. I also have Lupus since 2017. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-09T00:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                It wasn't a good day
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, it was a milestone birthday - another zero year - and I got many acknowledgments from everyone in my family, except for the one person that means the most to me: my wife never acknowledged my birthday. No card, text or anything. I truly believe she hates me. FML
                                By NunjaBusiness]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-08T22:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Proud dad
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I learned that when my daughter spent the night at her best friend's house for her 18th birthday, they made her an account on one of those "cam girl" websites, and now every time she goes over there, she masturbates for money in front of strangers. FML
                                By Not a proud dad]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-08T20:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Grow up
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, my wife is mad at me for discouraging our son from baby talking. He's seven, well past the age where exaggerated mush-mouth baby talk is cute. It's grating and off-putting to see him rolling on the floor going, "Me luh mummuh and daddeh" when he's a perfectly smart, well adjusted kid. FML
                                By I fucking hate baby talk]]></description>
            <pubDate>2026-05-08T15:00:00+02:00</pubDate>
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                                                Make it stop
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            <description><![CDATA[                    Today, I went to the doctor because I have been getting my period every week and a half and they are ridiculously heavy. He then spent the entire time discussing painkillers (I'm allergic to most) and when I asked to be put on birth control, he said I'd need another appointment for that. FML
                                By Anonymous]]></description>
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