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Today, I saw a picture of my creepy uncle and me on Facebook, which he had captioned "me and my woman," and posted several lewd comments on. I guess he forgot I'm his friend on Facebook. FML

#19161997
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I agree, your life sucks (35966) - you deserved it (2208)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands British

Today, I woke up at my crazy ex-girlfriend's house, naked and disoriented. You know, the kind of crazy like we-didn't-break-up-it-was-just-a-fight-now-we-can-get-married crazy. She says everything's fine now and she's so glad we've "started our family." FML

#5165059
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46118) - you deserved it (15187)

On 09/10/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by drugged_on_arrival (man) - Virgin Islands British



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