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yesterday after a month of planning I started to tease my boyfriend of 3 years about the wonderful anniversary plans I looool had made for us. It was a secret so I let him try an guess. He said "As long as its not a spa day. that would suck I would never go." It's a spa day. That I've already paid for. FML

#2997595
225 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 2:34pm - love - by Lvdkinda (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was riding the bus home from the Verizon store after getting my brand new EnV Touch. I was taking pictures with ithen I noticed a woman with very nice boobs. I zoomed in to get a better picturehen she looked at me with a disgusted face. The external display was on. FML

#2997013
337 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 2:12pm - misc - by heythurr234 (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah girlfriend of ten month sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read "you can pick your stuff up in the morning." real FML

#2992603
196 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 11:08am - intimacy - by larvagirl23 (woman) - United States (Texas)

today my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to there house we lookd at old pictures. They showd us a great picture, and I said "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML

#2991081
87 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 9:33am - misc - by stelno - United States (Michigan)

2day I Was Installing The Official 3.0 Firmware Update Fir My IPhone . Apple's Authentication Servers Crashed . I Now Own An IBrick . FML

#2990755
246 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 9:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problem communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her y she didn't talk to me about this before she said ( I didn't want to talk about it. ) FML

#2987293
117 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 3:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw myself in a 'girls gone wild' ad wit anoter girl. So did ma mom. FML

#2987164
217 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today I was riding mah bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before I rode across the intersection very satisfid without having been injurd. Until I crashd into the guy front of me and flippd over mah handlebars. FML

#2984758
35 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 1:31am - health - by ihpgolj (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is mah dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not mah mom. FML

#2984635
157 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by ex-boyfriend . He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding hand and complimenting how I looked . Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming . It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous . FML

#2983603
84 comments

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On 06/18/2009 at 12:52am - love - by savvylady (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today... I Took Home My Grandpa's Ashes. I Then Went Out With My Grandma... Leaving My 5-year-old At Home With My 12-year-old. When I Got Home... My Beaming 5-year-old Opened The Door... Covered In White Powder. My Grandmother Asked Where All The Powder Had Come From. She Pointed To The Empty Ashbox. FML

#2980433
247 comments

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On 06/17/2009 at 10:40pm - love - by fcnk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was anging out wit a friend at IHOP. Wen I left, a middle aged man in te parking lot offered me $100 to sleep wit im in te dumpsters beind te building. Tat is looool te first time I've been it on in monts. FML

#2976361
100 comments

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On 06/17/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Pancakegirl - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH MY BEST FRIEND WHO LIVES OUT OF TOWN . HE WAS STRANGELY QUIET . LATER THAT DAY I ASKD HIM WHY HE DIDN'T TALK MUCH . HE ADMITTD HE WAS JACKING OFF TO THE SOUND OF MY VOICE . FML

#2975022
174 comments

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On 06/17/2009 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by automaticfail_00 (woman) - United States (California)



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