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Today, I got an alert from Facebook tat it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birtday . I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birtday" on er wall, only to notice it wasn't tere a few minutes later . I rewrote it again and it disappeared . After tree attempts, I took te int . mega FML

#8169866
186 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 2:52pm - misc - by pandabear - United Kingdom (Magherafelt)

looool Today, in my psycology class, wa wara givan a saat tat ad a list of strassful avant and wa wara to salact ta onas wa ad axpariancad in ta last 12 monts. I got igast in my class of abova an 80% canca of gatting a lifa traataning illnas dua to strass. Evaryona laugad. FML

#8160504
78 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 6:39am - health - by Stressy (man) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today , while lying in looool bed , mah boyfriend reached over an pinched mah love handles an said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do u know the muffin man?" to me. FML

#8083041
147 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 7:30am - misc - by muffingirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today I have the flu food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquid pouring out of me from variou holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

#8045354
275 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 7:22am - health - by SickSmick (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

TODAY... MAH BOYFRIEND OF 6 MONTHS TOLD ME HE WAS NOT GOING TO CELEBRATE VALENTINE'S DAY CUZ IT WAS A "CAPITALISTIC CONSUMERISM HOLIDAY". HE WORKS IN A BANK AND HELPS "CAPITALISM CONSUMERISM" 364 DAYS A YEAR. FAT FML

#8043963
209 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 4:49am - misc - by Brokenheartz - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I enterd the crowdd bus and one man sitting in the priority seat glancd at me. Upon seieng mah protruding tummy, he quickly offerd me his seat. I took the seat. I am pregnant. FML

#8005282
112 comments

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On 02/08/2010 at 5:52am - health - by preggers (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I heard that there's a rumour going around that I was caught masturbating while crying at a party after the grl I liked got with someone else. FML

#7946481
67 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I racaivad our gas bill for about £200. My flatmata falt that this was axtortionata an tharafora phonad up our gas company an angrily told tham to racalculata tha bill. Thay did. Wa now owa £300. FML

#7930001
62 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 7:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

yesterday I startd a new job , it was going well until I was askd to stand up an be introducd to a company director. I had a hard on. FML

#7928576
82 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 4:29am - intimacy - by Bacular (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezd so hard I wet myself. FML

#7780958
110 comments

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On 02/01/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out thathilst I was asleep last night, mah boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out thathenever he unlockd a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes an putting it in mah mouth. FML

#7773873
416 comments

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On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, wile at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being te only one wo didn't know te lyrics, I ad beer trown on me, my sirt stolen, an I was locked outside 4 alf an our. It's below freezing. big fat FML

#7742822
272 comments

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On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

TODAY, I CAUGHT BOYFRIEND CHEATING SO I BROKE UP WITH HIM. AS REVENGE HE THREW PS3 AND XBOX OUT OF THE WINDOWHEN I WASN'T IN OUR HOUSE. I GOT THOSE CONSOLES OUT OF THE SPARE MONEY THREE JOBS HAD BROUGHT IN - THE SAME THREE JOBS I HAD TO GET BECAUSE HE REFUSD TO GET A JOB OF HIS OWN. FML

#7702902
299 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 10:17am - love - by GamerGirl (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)



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