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Today, I remembered that the concert I bought tickets for over a month in advance was yesterday. FML

#21492422
45 comments

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On 11/14/2015 at 11:23am - misc - by xloverin (woman) - Slovakia (Bratislava)

Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML

#21388113
150 comments

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On 04/05/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Itsbeen8years (woman) - Slovakia (Bratislava)

Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML

#20886598
52 comments

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On 09/18/2013 at 2:31pm - work - by Anoymous (woman) - Slovakia (Bratislava)

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

#20451560
146 comments

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On 01/10/2013 at 7:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Slovakia

Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML

#18877694
133 comments

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On 01/22/2012 at 4:12am - love - by sisco2901 (man) - Slovakia (Nitra)

Today, while presenting a project I've worked on for months, one of the professors exasperatedly cut in mid-sentence, saying, "Look, it's shit. Just stop already." FML

#14742599
62 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Slovakia (Bratislava)



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