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Today, I found out from my mom that the sweet smelling shampoo she bought recently belongs to Tammi. I've been using it for a week now. The chocolate drops I ate yesterday are also hers. Tammi is our pet Chihuahua. FML

#6648312
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23954) - you deserved it (8708)

On 12/07/2009 at 9:44am - misc - by cookiecrust (woman) - Singapore

Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML

#6433599
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26158) - you deserved it (5451)

On 11/24/2009 at 5:04am - love - by xX-SaD-FaCe-Xx (man) - Singapore

Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML

#6270812
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41840) - you deserved it (3000)

On 11/12/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by missmycomp (man) - Singapore

Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML

#6007268
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34559) - you deserved it (5141)

On 10/26/2009 at 2:32pm - misc - by ohhhgross (woman) - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from the train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I parked my bike to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

#5941980
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33940) - you deserved it (3229)

On 10/22/2009 at 7:29am - misc - by UnluckyTeen (man) - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

#5923458
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28877) - you deserved it (11050)

On 10/21/2009 at 12:07am - love - by wtfrelationship (man) - Singapore

Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML

#5850117
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34589) - you deserved it (5491)

On 10/16/2009 at 11:08am - love - by nerd (man) - Singapore

Today, I saw a man lying on the street. He seemed unconscious, so, being a nurse I went over and found he had choked. I removed the object from his throat and used CPR to revive him. My reward? A mouthful of vomit. FML

#5754979
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41680) - you deserved it (4973)

On 10/10/2009 at 8:07am - misc - by Nobody (man) - Singapore

Today, I fainted on the sidewalk. When I woke up, I was still lying on the sidewalk, people were stepping over me and my purse was gone. FML

#5676795
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61161) - you deserved it (3621)

On 10/06/2009 at 1:25am - misc - by blackedout (woman) - Singapore

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

#5579779
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44191) - you deserved it (2135)

On 10/01/2009 at 2:43am - misc - by egged (man) - Singapore - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML

#5424247
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18414) - you deserved it (36713)

On 09/23/2009 at 6:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

#5389854
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43671) - you deserved it (3439)

On 09/21/2009 at 6:53am - love - by Wronged (man) - Singapore

Today, I was finishing up my art project that was due the next day. I was really tired and fell asleep on my table. Three hours later, I woke up to find my project torn to bits. I went out and saw my cat vomitting out feathers and other materials I used for my project. FML

#5270344
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34046) - you deserved it (7865)

On 09/15/2009 at 9:21am - animals - by Meow (woman) - Singapore



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