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Today, I found out via Facebook that my brother got engaged several days ago. Not only did he not tell me, but we live in the same house. FML

#16951432
99 comments

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On 07/02/2011 at 5:51pm - love - by thanksfyi (woman) - Norway

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51953) - you deserved it (4636)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

#16237606
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40936) - you deserved it (3601)

On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML

#14906139
86 comments

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On 02/09/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by Heretique (woman) - Norway (Finnmark)

Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex any more. FML

#14748187
97 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 8:50pm - intimacy - by ohyey (man) - Norway (Vest-Agder)

Today, after a two week holiday, I'm returning to work exhausted. I had nightmares about work every single night. FML

#14444191
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24208) - you deserved it (3543)

On 01/02/2011 at 9:58pm - work - by sleepy (woman) - Norway

Today, I got a phone call from a friend, who lives in the same neighbourhood as me, wondering if it was my father she saw walking a dog by her house, wearing only his boxers. It was. FML

#14117134
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22874) - you deserved it (1986)

On 12/07/2010 at 5:35am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Ostfold)

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

#13550544
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30873) - you deserved it (3152)

On 10/22/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, I quit my job as a barista for one of our competitors with a couple of bucks more an hour. Two hours after I'd handed in my resignation, my boss approached me just to let me know that if I hadn't resigned, I would've been offered my own café. FML

#13341352
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17075) - you deserved it (31314)

On 10/06/2010 at 9:58am - misc - by thecasbah - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

#12842003
117 comments

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On 08/31/2010 at 6:33pm - misc - by nemi (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML

#10707896
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44471) - you deserved it (6769)

On 05/23/2010 at 5:08am - intimacy - by coltsfoot (woman) - Norway (Ostfold)

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

#8801488
220 comments

Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML

#8799499
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31512) - you deserved it (4437)

On 03/03/2010 at 2:11pm - kids - by M95 (man) - Norway (More og Romsdal)



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