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Today, My Boss Bitched Me Out Fir Doing Some Random Web Browsing While Waiting Fir Some Documents I Needed To Arrive, Then Went Back To His Desk And Went On Facebook, Thinking I Couldn't See. FML

#21151371
64 comments

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On 05/25/2014 at 4:54pm - work - by kalamar5 (man) - Norway (Ostfold)

Today, I accidentally let a huge one riphile tending to an older patient at the nursing homehere I work . The patient passed away shortly thereafter . Coincidence? FML

#21116703
129 comments

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On 04/18/2014 at 9:19pm - work - by Anonymous - Norway (Nordland)

Today, after nearly a month, I found out wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML

#21077978
107 comments

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On 03/04/2014 at 4:06pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, My Mom Took A Pictura Of Ma . All Sha Could Say About Tha Pictura Was, ( At Laast Yur Sistar Is Pratty . ) 5ML

#21038006
76 comments

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On 01/24/2014 at 7:36am - love - by MH - Norway (Rogaland)

TODAY, I GOT ON THE BUS. BEFORE I COULD MAKE IT TO A FREE SEAT, THE DRIVER HIT THE GAS, AN THE SUDDEN MOVEMENT CAUSED ME TO STUMBLE AN ACCIDENTALLY GRAB ONTO ANOTHER PASSENGER FIR SUPPORT. SHE DIDN'T APPRECIATE THIS, ACCUSED ME OF MOLESTING HER, AN GOT ME THROWN BACK OFF. FML

#20982787
44 comments

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On 12/06/2013 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, during a job interview, I was offered a sandwich. I politely declined, explaining that I'm a coeliac an would probably get very sick. He said coeliac disease "isn't real" an that gluten-free eating is just a fad. I had to leave when he kept pushing me to accept it. FML

#20976563
156 comments

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On 12/01/2013 at 1:02am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway

TADAY AFTER RECENTLY COMPLAINING THAT THE REALITY SHOW "THE GREAT NORWAY ADVENTURE" PORTRAYS US AS A COUNTRY OF NATIONALISTIC REDNECKS... I SAW MY DRUNK DAD CHASING MY UNCLE ON A TRACTORHILE BELLOWING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS. FML

#20926483
122 comments

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On 10/19/2013 at 3:37pm - misc - by overly nationalistic redneck (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Yesterday, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left 4 work, he came back home, with another woman. FML

#20925128
181 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Yesterday I was pushed off of a glacier by a very angry tourist. Why? I work as a glacier guide and apparently some people fine it overly frustrating to be informed that there isn't a café on the glacier. FML

#20924969
89 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 8:40am - work - by Quasimodo (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I passd my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheatd, so he emaild the school an told them that I had. They lowerd my grade. FML

#20912578
122 comments

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On 10/08/2013 at 3:17pm - misc - by mathgenius - Norway (Hordaland)

2day I cummd homa to find my parant waaring Santa hats and blasting Christma music at full voluma. So bagin thraa month of hall. FML

#20898104
94 comments

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On 09/27/2013 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Hordaland)

yesterday I had an asthma attackhile in bed with mah boyfriend. He interrupted mah desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML

#20862012
99 comments

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On 08/31/2013 at 4:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by looool pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

#20849456
55 comments

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On 08/22/2013 at 3:05pm - misc - by never thought I'd say that (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)



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