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Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML

#21522856
163 comments

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On 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by sandra (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, my mom made me go to church choir rehearsal with her so I could sing "the gay" out of me. FML

#21502593
111 comments

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On 12/11/2015 at 1:14pm - love - by PheobeBuffay - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, I was walking with a friend to tell him how excited I was for college and even motivating him to apply for the same school, until I found out later that I got rejected. FML

#21492385
33 comments

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On 11/14/2015 at 8:31am - work - by Jibber96 - Norway (Oslo)

Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML

#21484484
230 comments

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On 10/26/2015 at 4:27am - work - by missPiggy (man) - Norway

Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML

#21479165
41 comments

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On 10/12/2015 at 5:28pm - kids - by lemonchips - Norway

Today, an elderly gentleman customer decided to tell me that while I'm not attractive at all, he'd still bang me all the same. Then he gave me a pained smile, like he was struggling not to shit himself, and left. I'm starting to hate working retail. FML

#21477497
40 comments

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On 10/08/2015 at 10:46am - work - by CA (woman) - Norway

Today, at work, I served a customer who looked so much like my grandma that I thought it actually was her. Then I remembered she died 6 months ago. I had to serve customers with a smile on my face while choking back tears for the rest of the day. FML

#21461323
54 comments

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On 08/27/2015 at 12:34pm - work - by myanmarkaviar (woman) - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML

#21457982
41 comments

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On 08/19/2015 at 9:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

#21436269
77 comments

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On 07/04/2015 at 9:18am - misc - by Zizi (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML

#21420235
77 comments

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On 06/03/2015 at 1:36pm - health - by YuckyDuckyLucky - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

#21414342
57 comments

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On 05/23/2015 at 7:06am - kids - by DENTALITY (woman) - Norway

Today, I was so drunk that I forgot how to use the key to my front door. But I knew how to break a window, get into my locked basement, and unlock the basement door with my front door's key. FML

#21374433
52 comments

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On 03/14/2015 at 12:52pm - misc - by nomorealcoholeva - Norway (Nordland)

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Today, like every day, I woke up at 3 in the morning because my roommate needs "a three hour warning" before his real alarm goes off. His alarm is a constant beeping noise which he always ignores for a good 10 minutes before finally getting up and turning it off. FML

#21338310
82 comments

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On 01/16/2015 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Hordaland)



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