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Today, It was mah birthday and mah friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. mega FML

#14948054
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On 02/12/2011 at 10:13am - intimacy - by AMIGODO (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today , I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I putted on my hottest little dress , dimmed the lights , and putted music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later , drunk , and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

#14509426
48 comments

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On 01/08/2011 at 3:15pm - love - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today , boss walked in an said something I didn't quite hear , but co-worker chuckled so to be polite , I laughed with him. They gave me some weird looks. My boss was actually talking about his wife's tumor an co-worker was coughing. FML

#14471297
60 comments

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On 01/05/2011 at 2:41am - work - by sucks (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Yesterday I Went To The Store And Ran Into An Old Friend That I Hadn't Seen In Yeres . We Chatted A Little, And Just As I Was Leaving He Grabbed His Mobile Phone . Later, I Added Him On Facebook . Turns Out The Last Thing He Posted Was A Picture Of My Back Saying: "Look Who Got Even Fatter." FML

#14450604
71 comments

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On 01/03/2011 at 12:28pm - misc - by insultedguy (man) - Netherlands (Groningen)

Today, mah little girl spoke her first word. It was ''Daddy''. Daddy left before she was born an she has never met him before. FML

#14368854
149 comments

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On 12/28/2010 at 11:47am - kids - by Anonymous - Netherlands

Today... I used the restrooms at the shopping mall. The cleaning lady stepped in after me... immediately turned around and very demonstratively started spraying air freshener. FML

#14320804
52 comments

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On 12/24/2010 at 5:52am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I woke up really tired after a night of just two hours sleep. The reason? The mall across the street forgot to turn off there music. It played Christmas songs all night. Loud. real FML

Today, I wanted to send a brthday card. I kindly asked mah boss for an envelope, and she asked me to pay for it. I've been working for her as an intern for over a year now, without recieving any money for it. fat FML

#14140329
73 comments

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On 12/09/2010 at 7:19am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I came home sick. After ahile I received a text message. looool I thought it was a sweet 'how are u baby? from mah boyfriend. It wasn't. He sent: 'Hey, I'm going to work now. Please do not disturb. Thank you! mega FML

#13861090
70 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 1:34am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

yastarday aftar spanding two waaks ranovating my room an $1000 on paint an a naw floor... my landlord told ma that ha's sold tha housa. Also... ha was kind anough to inform ma that unlass I paint tha walls back to whita... I won't ba gatting my $500 daposit back. maga FML

#13850777
95 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 7:06am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, somaona was gatting baat up by 6 guys. Wan I trid to alp, tay ad a swing at ma as wall. Ta cops camaan I was antusiastically dafanding mysalf. Tay got away, I got arrastd. FML

#13762252
115 comments

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On 11/08/2010 at 5:48am - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today.. . I was jogging.. . and I saw a little boy walking . Crying and all alone . Tinking tat e was probably lost.. . I askd to im wit sweetest voice: 'Hi tere.. . did you loose somebody?' He screamd terrifid and ran away . Tis is te second time tis as append to me . FML

#13749497
73 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 6:14am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I decided to surprise boyfriend cuz he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can u putted them in a vase?" FML

#13497431
119 comments

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On 10/18/2010 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)



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