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Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25196) - you deserved it (6124)

On 08/01/2015 at 4:29am - animals - by funnnyyyyy -_- (woman) - Nepal

Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11731) - you deserved it (32155)

On 10/15/2010 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Nepal

Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML



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