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Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was: if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25912) - you deserved it (47529)

On 08/19/2014 at 9:37am - misc - by drunk under 18 teenager (man) - Morocco (Marrakech-Tensift-Al Haouz)

Today, I yelled out while I was asleep. However, I was sleeping during a very important meeting with customers and my boss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20464) - you deserved it (58288)

On 10/26/2008 at 12:04pm - work - by Shameonme - Morocco

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