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I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work . My boss refused to believe me an told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in . I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet . Now he says I won't be paid 4 the day because I barely did any work . mega FML

#21364599
80 comments

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On 02/27/2015 at 1:24pm - health - by Mark (man) - Malta

Today I got really anxious tinking I was going to looool piss off te guy beind me by not moving off at a stop ligt fast enoug. It got so bad tat I ad a panic attack rigt tere in my car. FML

#21361075
58 comments

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On 02/22/2015 at 1:52pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, I finally got a restraining order against mah violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am 4 breaking the ( poor boy's ) heret and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML

#21331330
91 comments

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On 01/05/2015 at 1:52pm - misc - by help (woman) - Malta

2day After A Dental Appointment, My Lips Were Numb . On The Bus On My Way Back Home, The Cutest Grl Smild At Me . In Attempt To Smile Back, I Forgot My Lips Were Numb An Endd Up Spitting My Chewing Gum At Her . I Had To Switch Buses . FML

#21112602
74 comments

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On 04/14/2014 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, I noticed that mah new colleague never laughs. Instead she says, "LOL". I have to work with her every day. FML

#20884887
95 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 4:26am - work - by Jienaf (man) - Malta

Today.. . I found mah elderly neighbour on all fours in mah garden eating mah flowers . FML

#20836671
114 comments

looool Yesterday, as an introduction to the history of China, I asked my APA World History class to write a 500 word essay on a historical Chinese person. Out of a class of 18, five of them were about Mulan. FML

#20102571
221 comments

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On 10/05/2012 at 5:47am - work - by desperate (woman) - Malta

Today, I was trying to give grlfriend an orgasm. While doing so she was lying on her back. I asked her: "How do u like that, baby?". She responded by asking where I bought the false cieling and spotlight as she thought it would look good in her flat. She got bored instead of excited. FML

#4286858
90 comments

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On 08/04/2009 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Hopelesslover (man) - Malta

Today, on my way to work I stoppd at a winery and spent around $120 on 2 bottles of wine fir my boss, since it was his brthday!! When I gave him the gift, in exchange he let me know I am being laid off - his consolation was ( if you can afford this wine I'm sure you'll be OK )!! fat FML

#4103209
55 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 8:27am - work - by JobHunter (man) - Malta

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to looool finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

#527563
376 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today.. . I am down to 3 euros . My moter just stole te last two euros from me . I askedat se needd tem for? Condoms . My moter can ave safe sex . I can't buy lunc tomorrow . FML

#1998
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30454) - you deserved it (1828)

On 01/21/2009 at 6:22am - intimacy - by theDiva - Malta



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