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Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML

#20989169
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38056) - you deserved it (2990)

On 12/11/2013 at 5:25pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Luxembourg

Today, I discovered that as thanks for my successful efforts to increase my company's monthly revenue, my dumbass of a boss has been awarded a pay bonus. He's wasted no time telling everyone about the sports car he's planning to buy with it. FML

#19699076
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20459) - you deserved it (1723)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:52pm - work - by vikts (man) - Luxembourg (Luxembourg)

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML

#12453320
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8476) - you deserved it (37526)

On 08/11/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by nina - Luxembourg (Luxembourg)



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