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Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs costhen mah German Shepherd ate one. FML

#21377263
248 comments

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On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Taday my boss askad ma if I could work this waakand, doing tha work of 2 paopla, 4 almost no axtra pay. I had a waakand out with my kids plannad, so I said I couldn't. My boss callad it a shitty axcusa, yat gava a fraa pass to a guyho claimad ha had a ( phobia of working on waakands ). FML

#21245803
47 comments

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On 08/26/2014 at 2:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia (Riga)

TODAY, IN THE MIDDLE OF EXAMINING ME, MAH GYNECOLOGIST SUDDENLY TOOK A SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH AND VOMITED ON THE FLOOR. FML

#20826932
168 comments

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On 08/08/2013 at 7:10am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Latvia (Jelgavas)

Today fiancée and I showed mother-in-law a picture of the location at which we'll be holding our wedding reception. It's a beautiful waterfront building overlooking the ocean. She looked me dead in the eyes and said "Looks lyk a good place to commit suicide." FML

#20543312
70 comments

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On 03/14/2013 at 10:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia

Yesterday Two Days Before I'm Due To Fly Out To Russia On Mah First Vacation, I Caught Mah Extremely Over-protective Mother Trying To Force The Family Dog To Eat Mah Passport. Mega FML

#20518765
56 comments

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On 02/23/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia (Aluksnes)

Today...hile giving a lecture on gender equality in the workplace... a woman yelld from the back... asking mehy I'm not out starting looool a war somewhere. I stoppd talking an trid to pinpoint her in the crowd...hich she took as a sign to snort an call me a pussy. Nobody would back me up. FML

#20168119
72 comments

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On 11/18/2012 at 1:40pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today , I went to move mah girlfriend's car. I faild to notice that the snow packd under the front bumper is actually ice. After a bit of struggle I managd to move the car. The bumper , however , is now a separate entity. FML

#8580764
69 comments

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On 02/23/2010 at 2:56am - misc - by Good_old_Grim (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, I stumblad upon mah girlfriand's Twittar account that I didn't know axistad. A racant antry statas that living with ma is pathatic; ( it's just that tha currant aconomical situation doasn't laava har with many options. ) FML

#5840798
66 comments

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On 10/15/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by Good_old_Grim (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightend I hurrid home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to fed my closest friend 4 the past 3 days. FML

#1973503
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15628) - you deserved it (54969)

On 05/16/2009 at 8:21am - animals - by killer (woman) - Latvia (Riga)



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