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Today, I was waiting for my girlfriend, I wanted to have a serious talk about her hypochondria. She called to cancel cuz she was (self) diagnosed with some sort of 'neurological disorder'. FML

#14705943
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On 01/25/2011 at 2:19am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Korea Republic of (Ulsan-gwangyoksi)

2day I met mah boyfriend's very strict and traditional Korean parents . I had to listen to them while they calld me a skank and how I was fat and ugly compard to nice, pretty, Korean girls . They don't know I speak Korean .

#14184009
191 comments

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On 12/12/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today... I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceld because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up... I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceld after all. FML

#6078051
58 comments

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On 10/31/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by a (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Yesterday... I went to te ortodontist to ave ma braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of te cleaning solution se used. Se told me it would probably give me an upset stomac. Apparently... an upset stomac an crapping yur pants means te same ting to an ortodontist. FML

#5306456
53 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 1:10am - health - by navyma - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

2day I calld my girlfriend's parent to ask 4 her hand in marriage. They were shockd and told me that they would have to refuse. Apparently my girlfriend had told them last week that she had met someone new at work and didn't know how to break it off with me. FML

Today I missed flight. Why? My niece thought it would be funny to empty out suitcase and hide inside. FML

#4226931
110 comments

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On 08/02/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Korea Republic of (Inch'on-jikhalsi)

Today, I passad a homalas parson asking for changa. Whan looool I politaly apologizad an told him I had nona, ha yallad angrily "who comas to this city without monay?" I rapliad "apparantly, u do." Wrong answar. Ha followad ma, now scraaming. FML

#4029321
199 comments

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On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

Today, at martial arts practice, a guest sensei wantd to teac me some "manners". He pinnd me down and procedd to coke me wile crusing my nuts wit is ands and yelling at me in front of te wole class, "DOES THAT HURT?!!?" FML

#3769867
151 comments

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On 07/15/2009 at 9:21am - misc - by GrippedMyBalls - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today , it started raining unexpectedly . My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella , so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain . It worked . FML

#3712266
105 comments

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On 07/13/2009 at 7:30am - health - by letsloseweight (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

TODAY, I MET A HOT GUY AT THE CLUB. WE DANCD AN HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME, SO I INVITD HIM HOME WITH ME 4 THE NIGHT. THE NEXT MORNING, I AWOKE TO THE SOUND OF WAT I THOUGHT TO BE RUNNING WATER. I LOOKD UP TO FINE HIM, NAKD AN PISSING INTO MAH AIR CONDITIONER UNIT. FML

#2682144
127 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 2:18am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

Today I Asked My Mom If I Could Join My Friends In Getting Lessons In Self Defense. My Mom Told Me That I Didn't Need Them Because My Face Was A Better Weapon To Repel Anyone. FML

#2492711
181 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Yesterday, the guy I likd cummd over fir dinner with some friends. One of them askd him if we were dating, he became so distraught he startd to choke on the food I had made, in his haste to tell them that in no uncertain terms, were we together. FML

#2008899
88 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 8:05am - love - by frenchpie - Korea Republic of (Cholla-bukto)

Today, I was visiting a national park and went fir a swim. Afterwards, I needd to change cloths but the bathrooms were closd. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was nakd, I hered hooves looool and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd strippd by a horse trail. FML

#1973395
69 comments

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On 05/16/2009 at 8:11am - animals - by FishStampede - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)



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