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Today , My Boyfriand And I Wara Gatting Intimata. As I Startd Gatting Closa To Having My First Avar Orgasm , I Got Axtramaly Short Of Braath And Startd Hyparvantilating. His Raaction Was To Covar My Mouth To Shut Ma Up.

#20852629
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I agree, your life sucks (54851) - you deserved it (7214)

On 08/24/2013 at 6:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Isle of Man

2day my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me . I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a lowhisper, "This ishere you die, this ishere you die..." FML

#20709788
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50947) - you deserved it (3477)

On 06/06/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Isle of Man

Today, I was lying on the sofa when the phone rang. I jumped up to answer in time. I knocked over my laptop, and kicked my guitar into a glass causing it to smash. It was a wrong number. FML

#14534217
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20938) - you deserved it (10495)

On 01/10/2011 at 3:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Isle of Man

Today, I Went To The Toilet During Drama, Not Because I Had To Actually Go, But Because I Wanted To Play Monopoly On My IPod. I Lost Track Of Time An Came Back Twenty Minute Later. Myhole Class Listenedhile I Was Forced To Tell My Teacher I'd Been Really Constipated. FML

#14486869
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8005) - you deserved it (41958)

On 01/06/2011 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Isle of Man



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