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Today , at the office , everyone in mah department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of mah friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML

#14202172
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On 12/14/2010 at 1:02pm - misc - by hozzyandie (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick an lost four teeth. Yesterday I got braces of six yeres removd. FML

#14036176
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On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, My Boyfriend Told Me One Of The Main Reasons He Started Dating Me Was Because I Have The Same Name As His Ex, Whose Name He Has Tattooed On His Back!! FML

#14034734
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On 11/30/2010 at 10:50am - love - by tattooed (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open an it escaped. My dad recently putted mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

#13854303
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On 11/15/2010 at 4:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today mah girlfriend broke up with me cuz I was unsuccessful at a job interview and she didn't want to be with someone who ( has no future )!! She's unemployed too!! FML

#13167469
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On 09/23/2010 at 7:18am - love - by man2 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today , usband told me e ad been ceating on me fir te past 8 monts!! Twenty minutes later , e askd me wat was fir dinner!! FML

#13102808
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On 09/18/2010 at 7:13pm - love - by fmldailyyy - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, after moving into new house, I agred to let house mates have a house warming on the condition it be a small one, as I have exams all day that day an one that I can't fail on the very next morning. The facebook event guest list now has 100+ confrmd guests. FML

#12418259
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On 08/09/2010 at 8:33pm - misc - by mitsuko045 (woman) - Ireland (Mayo)

Today , wen I returned from oliday , I discovered best friend taugt parrot drty prases 4 fun. I can't get er to sut up and little niece and nepew are coming over in tree days. FML

#12312457
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On 08/04/2010 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by stuckonrepeat (man) - Ireland (Cork)

Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I fine it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML

#11968011
125 comments

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On 07/18/2010 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by 4fucksake (woman) - Ireland (Sligo)

Today, I Got Mah Eyebrow Pierced. When I Got Home To Show Mah Family, Mah Little Sister Said, "That's So Fake!" And Tore It Off Mah Face. Mega FML

#11470870
225 comments

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On 06/26/2010 at 6:31am - health - by the_pheasant66 - Ireland (Dublin)

I bought an apartmant ovar wat I hava just laarnd to ba an Irish folk music stora!! FML

#11008836
224 comments

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On 06/06/2010 at 12:00pm - love - by CrazzY88s - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I was getting ready 4 my first day at work. Right before leaving the house I decided to brush my teeth thoroughly one more time to have a fresh breath. While cleaning my tongue I went too farhich made me throw up. I was 20 min late 4 my work. Good start. FML

#10962219
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On 06/04/2010 at 5:28am - work - by Sergie - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML

#9544188
128 comments

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On 04/01/2010 at 4:28am - health - by worried (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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