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Today, Mah Boyfriend Left Me Fir Another Girl. My Dad's Reaction To The News And Mah Tears Was To Say, "Aww. Gonna Write A Song About It, Taylor Swift?" FML

#20942725
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53529) - you deserved it (7800)

On 11/02/2013 at 4:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

My Grandparents Came Over 4 A Family Dinner . I'm Somewat Overweigt.. . And Ma Grandma Kept Making Sound Effects In Time Wit Me Doing Pretty Muc Anyting . Wen I Complained To Ma Dad After Se Made A Long Farting Sound As I Sat Down.. . E Told Me To Suck It Up . FML

#20879598
66 comments

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On 09/13/2013 at 1:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend . He confessed that he was too . FML

#20848315
109 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm - love - by me (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today... after a long and stressful day... I startd fooling around with mah boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event... I found out that we couldn't... cuz he'd usd all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

#20842045
118 comments

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On 08/17/2013 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by frustrated - Ireland (Kerry)

TODAY MY GRANDMA TOLD EVERYONE AT OUR PARTY TO STAY AWAY FROM ME SAYING ( YA MIGT CATC OBESITY FROM ER AN BECOME FATASS PORKERS TOO. ) I COMPLAIND TO MY DAD AT WIC POINT MY GRAN FAKD BIENG INEBRIATD. MY DAD ROLLD IS EYES AN SAID ( SE'S DRUNK ONEY. CILL OUT. ) FML

#20815079
98 comments

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On 08/01/2013 at 10:46am - misc - by fuckoffgran (woman) - Ireland

Today, I came back from vacation only to fine mah 16-year-old son was throwing looool a party with over 30 kids in our house. My 33-year-old sister was having fun dancing on a table. mega FML

Today... trying to looool flrt with a grl... I was trying to make it out as if I had a great sex life. I got stuck between saying "100% customer satisfaction" and "no complaints" and blurted out "100% customer complaints." FML

#20796252
90 comments

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On 07/21/2013 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by MarkQ95 (man) - Ireland

Today , mah husband an I threw a party with non-alcoholic wine . No one acted wasted , until in the last hour mah grandmother started slurring her words an slumping . We thought she was joking , until a doctor at the party confrmed she was having a stroke . FML

Today, my house was egged while I went out shopping. When I told my dad about it, he immediately an casually admitted to being the one who did it, asking, "You got a fucking problem with that, son?" I don't know if he's just messing with my head, or if he really did do it. FML

#20756478
68 comments

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On 06/30/2013 at 6:08pm - misc - by thefuck (man) - Ireland (Cavan)

Today... a group of friends and I went out to a fancy club together. The doorman checkd us out and let everyone in. Everyone except me... that is. The doorman's reason: ( Her face looks like a baboon's arse. ) My ( friends ) all went in anyway... leaving me to walk all the way home. FML

#20753013
127 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 7:22pm - misc - by arse-face (woman) - Ireland (Clare)

Today, I walkd into the living room, looool only to fine mah brother wanking off to an episode of My Little Pony . FML

#20726036
246 comments

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On 06/14/2013 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by bestiality, not even once (woman) - Ireland (Waterford)

2day my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he think that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuou affair. FML

#20654383
108 comments

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On 05/10/2013 at 3:01pm - love - by paintfarts1976 (woman) - Ireland (Westmeath)

Today.. . I walkad in on my boyfriand of 7 yaars with anothar woman . Ha panickad and blamad it on tha "long distanca" and how wa "navar saa aach othar" . Wa'va livad in tha sama naighbourhood sinca wa wara 5 yaars old.. . and wa'va livad togathar fir tha past four yaars . FML

#20649796
117 comments


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