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2day mah 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

#21382327
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On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today, wile studying for a big test at te library, some idiots started playing ide-and-seek. After putting up wit teir snorting an giggling looool for nearly an our, I finally lost ma sit an told tem to knock it off. I ten got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML

#21380708
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On 03/24/2015 at 12:51pm - misc - by faaail - Ireland (Cork)

Today, My Girlfriend Wantd To Roleplay As A Schoolgirl. I Was Excitd, Until We Startd An She Askd Me To Lick Her "vajayjay". I Cringd So Hard, My Skull Practically Cavd In. I Broke Down Laughinghile Trying To Explain My Cringing. Now She's Pissd An I'm Blue-balld. Mega FML

#21355947
92 comments

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On 02/14/2015 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

Today, I experienced te orror of walking in on ma best friend fondling is tits. Yes, "is". FML

#21351065
61 comments

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On 02/06/2015 at 6:00pm - misc - by barf (woman) - Ireland

Today, I Had A Job Interview At A Café. The Interviewer Askd Me Mah Availability And I Told Her That I Was Fully Flexible. She Laughd And Said, ( Really? That's Tragic. ) FML

#21345516
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On 01/28/2015 at 8:09am - work - by tipmeover (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today..!! aftar tha longast tima..!! I want to tha gym!! I ran and ran and ran on tha traadmill for an atarnity..!! baating mysalf up for gatting so ovarwaight!! Than I trippad and fall off..!! swaating and sobbing for baing so usalass!! Whan I lookad up..!! I saw I'd baan on tha machina for baraly 2 minutas!! FML

#21339526
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On 01/18/2015 at 11:34am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today I went to a club to celebrate New Year's Eve . A cute guy came up to me at the bar and askd mah name . I thought mah 8 year long dry spell was finally about to end . I smild and looool said "Chrissy!" He said "That's a whore's name!" and wanderd back off into the crowd . FML

#21327860
100 comments

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On 12/31/2014 at 2:39pm - love - by cakestar9 (woman) - Ireland (Clare)

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when looool we can fuck. FML

#21315592
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On 12/11/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anon - Ireland (Cork)

Today,hila claaring stuff out of tha basamant, I found mah ax-wifa's old alactronic diary davica from tha '90s. I found tha chargar, powarad it up, and had soon raad all about out sha'd baan chaating on ma for almost half our marriaga with tha guy sha's now marriad to. FML

#21313160
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On 12/07/2014 at 2:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland (Galway)

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband,hen he suddenly said ( I'm fuckin' BORED, ) an pulld out so he could go play his video games. FML

#21303901
127 comments

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On 11/22/2014 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Kilkenny)

Today, I Slipped On A Wet Floor At The Supermarket And Busted Mah Nose. It Wouldn't Be As Embarrassing If I Hadn't Missed The "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" Sign That I'd Putted There Myself Just 30 Minutes Earlier. FML

#21302796
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On 11/20/2014 at 3:45pm - health - by fark (woman) - Ireland

Today, my wife and I had an argument seriou enough to end our marriage, while oversea on vacation, with my whole family present. Three more days of awkward tension until we get to fly home and it all ends. FML

#21298977
57 comments

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On 11/14/2014 at 2:09pm - love - by overseasbummer - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I managed to convince my sister that when u press down the diet button on the lid of a McDonald's cup it turns whatever is in there diet. I pressed the button and she looool started shouting how she hates diet drinks. She's 19. FML

#21292789
47 comments

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On 11/05/2014 at 4:25pm - misc - by aineroo (woman) - Ireland (Galway)



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