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Today... my husband shaved off his beard. Turns out he looks lyk my ex. mega FML

Today , I realizd that I ran out of deodorant. On top of that , I was late to work so I had to run , making me all sweaty an smelly. To cover it up , I usd the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognizd the "Lemon Tree" scent an now all of mah colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard.

#21302617
45 comments

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On 11/20/2014 at 6:32am - health - by LemonTree (man) - Hungary

Today, mah girlfriend came over to visit me an mah brother at our apartment!! I left 4 just five minutes to fix us lunch!! When I got back, she was making out with mah brother!! FML

#20889155
90 comments

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On 09/20/2013 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Hungary (Szeged)

Yesterday, it was my frst day at my new job. I had to break up two fistfights, then leave work early with a black eye. This is nothat I had in mindhen I applied to work at a retrement home. FML

#20820605
85 comments

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On 08/04/2013 at 4:51pm - work - by x_o (man) - Hungary (Gyor-Moson-Sopron)

Today, a customer screamd at me, because her icd coffee tastd exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee . Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job . FML

#20820474
110 comments

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On 08/04/2013 at 3:09pm - work - by Neanderthals walk among us (woman) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today , I Took Mah Grlfriend To Eat Out At A Restaurant!! We Chatted Fir An Hour , And It All Seemed To Be Going Well , Until She Told Me That She Wanted To Break Up!! Waiting Fir The Bill And Driving Her Home Was The Most Painful Time Of Mah Life!! Fat FML

#20577445
131 comments

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On 04/06/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, while at church, I receivd a text from mah girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was mah phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside mah now ex-girlfriend. FML

#20511071
80 comments

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On 02/17/2013 at 5:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Hungary (Szeged)

2day mom heard on TV that teens ned at least ten hours of sleep a day. Now she makes me go to bd at 7pm. I told her I can't finish homework in time , and grades will suffer. She wouldn't listen. Last week , she threatend to punish me if I don't get straight As this semester. FML

#20085093
133 comments

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On 09/23/2012 at 1:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - Hungary (Budapest)

I came home to mah boyfriend emptying his bowels into mah aquarium . mega FML

#19775676
173 comments

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On 06/12/2012 at 9:02am - love - by fledermausi (woman) - Hungary (Budapest)

Today , my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. fat FML

#19072659
126 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went an took a shower, an as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called mah friend 4 help, an after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked an sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he looool an I had met. FML

#18666751
85 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Lotje13 - Hungary (Budapest)

2day in a queue to the ATM, a hot grl was standing in front of me. The looool grl's boyfriend grabbed her ass. She turned around and slapped me. fat FML

I Went To A Scool Committee Meeting. I Sat Opposite Ma Boyfriend. To Get Is Attention I Began Stroking Is Crotc Area Wit Ma Leg. Te Principal Stood Up 5 Minute Later Pulling Me Under Te Table. My Tigt Were Caugt In Is Zipper. FML

#5548744
93 comments

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On 09/29/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by clumssyXO (woman) - Hungary (Veszprem)



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