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TODAY, I FOUND OUT MY GIRLFRIEND IS BULIMIC !! LIKE THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH, I FOUND OUT BECAUSE SHE SPENT ALL OF OUR RENT MONEY ON FOOD !! FML

#21345004
111 comments

Today, I Hered My Son Say, "I Don't Want Any Bacon With My Eggs" . Where Did I Go Wrong? FML

#21187679
224 comments

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On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, feeling magnanimous, I decidd to elp a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. Se managd to "accidentally" it me in te balls wit er cane no fewer tan tree times before we reacd te oter side. mega FML

#21064549
66 comments

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On 02/18/2014 at 3:16pm - misc - by undineA (man) - Greece (Thessaloniki)

Today, I witnessed my husband hocking a loogie into his hand, then throwing it into the trash can an continuing to make our sandwiches!! FML

#20863339
65 comments

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On 09/01/2013 at 4:04pm - misc - by no no no no no no no no no no no fuck no (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

Today..!! mah girlfriend discovered subliminal messaging!! She thought that whispering ( you want to shave your beard ) under her breath while I'm not looking at her..!! then denying ever saying it..!! would eventually make me shave mah alleged upper-lip hair FML

#20832150
94 comments

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On 08/11/2013 at 12:26pm - misc - by -__- (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, after playing numerou games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played fir real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

#20767127
76 comments

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On 07/06/2013 at 2:23pm - money - by goodbye sweet internet (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turnd into hell on earth when his girlfriend showd up. I had to scale the fire escape in mah underwear so I could get back to mah car in one piece. FML

#20002439
118 comments

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On 08/04/2012 at 4:05pm - love - by nikki - Greece (Kikladhes)

Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to looool smoking. mega FML

#19949441
136 comments

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On 07/17/2012 at 9:54am - health - by Anonymous - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I took mah girlfriend to a family dinner so she could meet mah looool parents . Over the dinner, she askd mah dad what's he's been up to since he retird . He replid, "recreational gynecology, mah dear" an gave her a weird wink . FML

#19716339
146 comments

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On 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I had to explain to mah little brother that mah tampons weren't ear plugs. real FML

#16642737
189 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my family and I attendd a pool party. I never learnd to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone askedhy I wasn't in the pool, my sister replid in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get drty!" Thanks. FML

#12963410
120 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 2:09pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

TODAY, I WAS GETTING MAH PORTRAIT DONE. THE ARTIST TOLD ME TO SMILE. HE LOOKD AT ME, THEN SAID, ( OH, DON'T SMILE. ) FML

#10066233
89 comments

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On 04/22/2010 at 1:37pm - health - by :) - Greece (Attiki)

 Today, I Got A Text From My Crush. In My Clumsy Attempt To Quickly Grab The Phone, I Knocked It Off The Kitchen Counter And Cracked The Screen. After Driving To My Friends House So I Could Put My Sim Card In Her Phone, I Saw That The Text Said "who's This? Stop Texting Me." FML

#7374714
59 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 7:22am - love - by Desperate_measures (woman) - Greece (Attiki)



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