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Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
64 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on a train, sitting next to an old man who was reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he sneezed without putting his hands over his nose. Instead of turning towards the window, he turned towards me. FML

#324
13 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 11:42pm - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
87 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 6:27am - love - by Darkheaven - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important appointment for a job. During the interview, my cellphone rang. My ringtone is "Denver, the last Dinosaur". FML

#320
32 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 4:54am - work - by Dothy - France (Aquitaine)

Today, my 10 year old brother won the poem contest at his school. Since then he won’t stop bugging me with them. FML

#319
42 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 3:53am - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

#317
28 comments

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On 11/17/2008 at 1:02am - misc - by nightput - France (Pays de la Loire)

Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

#316
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18929) - you deserved it (9725)

On 11/17/2008 at 12:04am - work - by Tomtom - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML

#309
101 comments

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On 11/16/2008 at 12:54am - love - by Pepe - Sent from mobile version

Today, I drank a beer that I thought was mine, it wasn't and someone had put out their cigarette in it. FML

#757
18 comments

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On 11/15/2008 at 10:36pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

#305
46 comments

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On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

#303
70 comments

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On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
81 comments

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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

#298
32 comments

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On 11/13/2008 at 6:39am - kids - by pinpin - Sent from mobile version



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