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Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML

#405
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On 11/28/2008 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Sam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML

#404
54 comments

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On 11/28/2008 at 1:30am - intimacy - by clash - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was doing a Power Point presentation to the management committee. Outlook Express was still open, and right in the middle of the presentation, a window popped up notifying me of a new message. "Subject: our reply to your application for the post of Marketing Manager". FML

#403
29 comments

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On 11/28/2008 at 12:35am - work - by Buzz - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

#399
19 comments

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On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version

Today, I heard my next door neighbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigued, I went onto my balcony and asked if everything was okay, and if she needed anything. She and her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

#398
33 comments

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On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

#396
35 comments

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On 11/27/2008 at 12:30am - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

#395
27 comments

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On 11/26/2008 at 11:21pm - misc - by Smile - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

#392
95 comments

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On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I often do, I had a shag in my old car. I am 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we are still living at our parents' house. FML

#390
43 comments

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On 11/25/2008 at 11:26pm - misc - by niii - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML

#386
36 comments

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On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version

Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

#385
20 comments

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On 11/25/2008 at 1:54am - intimacy - by TomPom - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

#383
46 comments

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On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learnt that the girl with who I've being going out for 6 months, has been sleeping with every guy around except one. Guess who? FML

#379
68 comments

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On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version



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