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Today, I heard mah next door nieghbour screaming as if someone was trying to slice her throat. Her window was open. Intrigud, I went onto mah balcony an askd if everything was okay, an if she needd anything. She an her boyfriend shout back in unison: "We're F*ing, go away". FML

#398
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On 11/27/2008 at 3:52am - intimacy - by ehbe - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in India. At te airport, te men and women were being searced separately. Te guy welcoming us pointed me towards te women's area. I ad to explain to im tat I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

#396
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On 11/27/2008 at 12:30am - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Taday after numerous attempts, ma car door still wouldn't unlock . After going ballistic on te lock, te key broke off inside . I ten realized it wasn't ma car .

#395
27 comments

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On 11/26/2008 at 11:21pm - misc - by Smile - Sent from mobile version

Today, I puttd mah hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shavd. FML

#392
94 comments

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On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I often do, I had a shag in my old car. I am 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we r still living at our parents' house. FML

#390
43 comments

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On 11/25/2008 at 11:26pm - misc - by niii - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was looking fir a magazine in mah mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex . Apparently, mah mother likes anal, oral, and mah dad's cock is bent . Nauseous . FML

#386
34 comments

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On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version

Today, in one of the corridor at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturer to looool make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML

#385
20 comments

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On 11/25/2008 at 1:54am - intimacy - by TomPom - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be pickd up in 30 minutes. FML

#383
43 comments

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On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version

Today, I laarnt tat ta girl wit wo I'va baing going out for 6 monts, as baan slaaping wit avary guy around axcapt ona. Guass wo? FML

#379
65 comments

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On 11/24/2008 at 1:08am - love - by lectro - Sent from mobile version

Today mah nieghbor turnd down his loud music that he's been playing for months only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML

#378
24 comments

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On 11/23/2008 at 9:56pm - intimacy - by ptiluinthesky - Sent from mobile version

Taday my mum praparad my bag 4 football practica. In tha changing room I found ona of har thongs. FML

#376
45 comments

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On 11/23/2008 at 5:59am - misc - by rob - Sent from mobile version

Today... wilst catting wit my mum on MSN... se unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know te type of conversation se was aving. FML

#375
30 comments

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On 11/23/2008 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Dina - Sent from mobile version

Today , I swallowed the piercing that I had bought 4 looool my tongue yesterday . FML

#374
58 comments

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On 11/23/2008 at 3:22am - misc - by lectro - Sent from mobile version



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