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Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28239) - you deserved it (4005) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/23/2015 at 8:27am - kids - by bleue - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25671) - you deserved it (3390)

On 04/04/2015 at 10:35am - work - by Anonymous (man) - France (Bretagne)



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