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Today, I was walking to a job interview . I needed to get rid of some gum but there were no trash cans in sight, so I spat it out on the ground . Next thing I know, some guy grabs me, sticks the gum in my hair, and walks off, muttering curses . I couldn't get it out in time for the interview . FML

#21234860
136 comments

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On 08/11/2014 at 1:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, it's mah first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilariou to sneak up behind me while dressd like the Grim Reaper. I screamd like a little girl an soakd mah pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML

#21130670
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43074) - you deserved it (6149)

On 05/04/2014 at 5:07pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, me an some friend had home-made burger 4 lunch. The guy who did the cooking later insisted that spitting in a frying pan is a perfectly acceptable way of guessing the right time to add the oil. FML

#21009569
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37546) - you deserved it (3278)

On 12/29/2013 at 6:28pm - health - by HungerStrike (man) - Czech Republic (Stredocesky kraj)

Taday I was sitting at my favorite coffee sop... wen a creepy 50-is looking guy sat at my table. He asked if I'm into submissive guys... and if I wanted to dominate im. I'm a 17-year-old girl... and am now scared to ever go back tere. FML

#20754256
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44454) - you deserved it (2633)

On 06/29/2013 at 1:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Czech Republic

today I spent te wole nigt and day painting a portrait of ma grlfriend!! Being proud of it, I sent it to er oping se would appreciate it!! I spent ours working on tat picture only fir er to reply wit, "Tat's not me, is it?" real FML

#20565101
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33460) - you deserved it (4174)

On 03/29/2013 at 7:12am - love - by artist (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

TODAY, I DECIDED TO GO TO A UV-LIGHT PARTY DRESSED ALL IN WHITE. BEFORE LEAVING, MAH LITTLE BROTHER DUMPED A GLASS OF TOMATO JUICE OVER MAH HEAD SAYING, "NOW U LOOK JUST LYK A USED TAMPON!"

#20456974
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38546) - you deserved it (4822)

On 01/13/2013 at 10:49am - misc - by Mary - Czech Republic

Today, I was sitting on a train, doing homework for mah programming class, when a man sat in the seat next to me . He must have been a programmer too, cuz he spent the next few hours staring at mah screen and laughing whenever I made a mistake . FML

#20169793
109 comments

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On 11/19/2012 at 5:37pm - misc - by Trinity (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, while making love to mah wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on mah cheek. fat FML

#20124147
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12935) - you deserved it (28108)

On 10/19/2012 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj)

Today, I naild every single move in mah routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finishd off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

#19928978
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33479) - you deserved it (2852)

On 07/12/2012 at 4:35pm - misc - by LetItRip - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today, I cummad homa with a friand to find mom scratching dad's butt with a fork . FML

#18754752
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31016) - you deserved it (2318)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)

Today... I Ran Into Ma Fater. He Was Drunk And Singing In Te Street. At 1:25pm. FML

#17635094
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26239) - you deserved it (2398)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by DogDoingScience (man) - Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj)

at my job as a movia thaatar attandant , my boss finally aasd up and lat ma sit in on ona of tha movias . Ona woman kapt laughing out loud avary othar lina . Aftar tan minutas of har braying lika a dying horsa , I got up and had har ajactd from tha thaatar . I'm a tarribla parson . FML

#17398453
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28480) - you deserved it (10513)

On 08/07/2011 at 4:29pm - work - by power corrupts... (woman) - Czech Republic (Plzensky kraj)

Today.. . at 6am I was waiting 4 the tram to go home from late night job . A homeles man came up to me and offerd to buy me a beer because "guys like looool us have to stick together." FML

#15754863
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30198) - you deserved it (4505)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by ihaveahome (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)



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