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Today, my university considered it an "embarrassment" that I was going to be the first and only person to graduate from my engineering course, so they gave free passes to two guys who hadn't finished their thesis yet. They were congratulated in the newspaper; I wasn't. FML

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46316) - you deserved it (4024)

On 04/04/2014 at 5:31pm - love - by fuck off, dad (woman) - Colombia

Today, my co-worker thought it would be funny to tell her husband that she cheated on him with me. I'm scared to death and I don't dare to go out by myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41819) - you deserved it (4267)

On 06/29/2013 at 6:19pm - misc - by unluckydude - Colombia (Boyaca)

Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36601) - you deserved it (3107)

On 06/10/2011 at 7:40am - misc - by leftbehind (man) - Colombia (Antioquia)

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