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Today, I'm doing an architecture course in China. My boss asked me to create a lamp shaped like a shrimp. FML

#21521055
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17068) - you deserved it (2074) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2016 at 5:38pm - work - by Anonyme - China (Shanghai)

Today, while taking the subway home, a woman offered me her seat. I smiled and declined. She said she insisted because of my "pregnancy". I was too ashamed to say I'm not pregnant that I just took the seat. FML

#21472161
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21509) - you deserved it (3749)

On 09/24/2015 at 10:33am - misc - by pinkpurplegurl - China

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic and trick me into missing my flight, so he could spend another day with me before I have to return to Asia for work. There is nothing romantic about spending 2 hours trying to sort out a new international itinerary with Delta's automated menus. FML

Today, I was yelled at by a bunch of angry people because I couldn't physically move out of the way while 10 more tried to force their way onto a subway in Shanghai. Then one old lady started hitting me with her purse to get me to move even more. FML

#21440904
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23484) - you deserved it (1936)

On 07/13/2015 at 5:45am - misc - by anonymous - China (Shanghai)

Today, I went to my boyfriends house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML

#21428963
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26053) - you deserved it (5381)

On 06/20/2015 at 6:42am - animals - by rabbitkiller - China (Nei Mongol)

Today, my husband wanted me to take a sleeping pill before having sex with me. Apparently I'm better in bed while half-asleep. FML

#21238124
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46356) - you deserved it (6281)

On 08/15/2014 at 11:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - China (Shanghai)

Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML

#21132154
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49465) - you deserved it (12611)

On 05/06/2014 at 5:11am - misc - by IBS (man) - China (Shanghai)

Today, and for the third time this week, I found a pubic hair in my soup. I'm currently bed-ridden and can't afford to piss off my boyfriend by complaining. FML

#21054632
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42081) - you deserved it (5060)

On 02/08/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by vey (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

#20996292
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38544) - you deserved it (8082)

On 12/17/2013 at 8:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - China (Shanghai)

Today, I was staying at a seedy apartment. A group of drunken idiots next door decided it would be fun to run into the wall simultaneously. They broke through the rotted wall and ran me over. FML

#20982547
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43548) - you deserved it (3217)

On 12/06/2013 at 4:36am - misc - by unlucky neighbors - China (Shanghai)

Today, I got two pieces of mail. One was a fine for not presenting my concession card to ticket inspectors on a train. The other was my concession card. FML

#20912116
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41790) - you deserved it (3349)

On 10/08/2013 at 3:09am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - China (Shanghai)

Today, for the third time this week, a telemarketer called me. Seriously annoyed, I told him in German that I don't speak English, in an attempt to get rid of him. He then started delivering his product pitch in German. FML

#20627240
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54052) - you deserved it (12157)

On 04/28/2013 at 9:57am - misc - by Anonymous - China (Shanghai)

Today, a blonde tourist came up to me and asked me for directions to the nearest train station. I politely directed her there, and she left. Five minutes later, she came back and slapped me for not bringing her to an "English-speaking station". We're in China, lady. FML

#20567861
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42958) - you deserved it (2833)

On 03/31/2013 at 2:19am - misc - by dumb tourists (man) - China (Beijing)



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