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Today, during the "what can your manager do to help with your career aspirations" section of my annual review, my manager basically told me she wouldn't help me and I should quit. FML

#21472248
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20996) - you deserved it (1543)

On 09/24/2015 at 3:09pm - work - by officework (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my bank charged me $50 for not having any money. Way to go bank, way to go. FML

#21472001
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25320) - you deserved it (3910)

On 09/23/2015 at 9:21pm - money - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I passed out in my kitchen and was woken up by my dog. Not because she was worried about me, but because my body was blocking her food dish. FML

#21471000
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20907) - you deserved it (2747)

On 09/21/2015 at 12:22pm - animals - by mayhemily (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML

#21470109
42 comments

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On 09/19/2015 at 1:45am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend told me she has decided to become a stay-at-home mom for our dog. FML

Today, my boss told me to stop giving work to our college intern because it's an embarrassment to have someone who hasn't finished college working for him. This is the same boss who constantly brags about being a high school drop out. FML

#21469927
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22780) - you deserved it (1451)

On 09/18/2015 at 4:02pm - work - by IkeTheIntern (man) - Canada

Today, my dog vomited a writhing mass of maggots. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever smelled, and I was baffled as to where she found a maggot infested dead thing to eat. Baffled, until my mom reminded me that my cat has been missing, presumed dead, for over a week. FML

#21469594
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26150) - you deserved it (1621)

On 09/17/2015 at 5:08pm - animals - by wormsmeat (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to give a break to my students halfway through my 3 hour lecture. The break became the end of the lecture, because nobody came back. FML

#21468850
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21718) - you deserved it (4392)

On 09/15/2015 at 4:40pm - work - by MedHistory - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my teacher plugged the speakers into the wrong input on his computer, and said, "Oops, wrong hole", to which one of the students who often makes the same mistake said, "Story of my life". I understood it differently and started laughing. It would have been fine if the teacher wasn't her father. FML

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML

#21468418
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25877) - you deserved it (1691)

On 09/14/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by meunluckycharms - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got excited about finishing up my laundry detergent and softener, because I could get new ones. FML

#21468066
73 comments

Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML

#21467309
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24518) - you deserved it (3533)

On 09/11/2015 at 2:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after coming home from a long day at work, I found out that in a house full of 5 adults, some rules still need to be set. The newest addition to the rules: No watching porn and jerking off in the living room. FML

#21466769
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26293) - you deserved it (2052)

On 09/10/2015 at 2:09am - intimacy - by smh - Canada



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