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Today, my stepmom asked me to bake pies for a dinner party she was having. Since I love baking, I said yes. When I went to deliver the pies, I found out they were for a family dinner I wasn't invited to. FML

#21497528
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24386) - you deserved it (1412)

On 11/27/2015 at 3:21pm - misc - by anon - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML

#21497110
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24791) - you deserved it (1996)

On 11/26/2015 at 3:24pm - money - by NoBasement4U - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boss fired three of the four other people who were going to work with me on Black Friday in my department. Now it's just me and a new hire. My boss doesn't see a problem. FML

#21496727
70 comments

Today, I learned that I cannot cook or clean in my kitchen because it's too noisy for my neighbour. Every time I do, she bangs on the wall. FML

#21496464
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20720) - you deserved it (1400)

On 11/24/2015 at 9:59pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mother refused to buy a cat because my sister is allergic to them. She bought a rabbit instead. I'm allergic to rabbits. FML

#21496419
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23569) - you deserved it (1400)

On 11/24/2015 at 8:01pm - animals - by anonymous - Canada

Today, I painfully watched my doctor burn a hole in my nail to drain the blood underneath. This is the prescribed treatment for the injury of hammering your thumb. FML

#21496413
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18806) - you deserved it (3098)

On 11/24/2015 at 7:38pm - work - by FitnessFirst (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I drove 3 hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in 3 weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off and slammed the door in my face. FML

#21495693
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24934) - you deserved it (2202)

On 11/22/2015 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I read the instructions on my new prescription constipation medicine: "For best results, defecate before use." FML

#21493972
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21286) - you deserved it (1603)

On 11/18/2015 at 9:50am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML

#21493135
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29395) - you deserved it (2422)

On 11/16/2015 at 7:25am - love - by I Know How to Pick'em - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

#21491897
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22126) - you deserved it (2070)

On 11/12/2015 at 10:57pm - love - by doggylove - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I finally got a good seat on a plane. I don't know what the man next to me had eaten, but I was trapped for two hours next to him as he let out silent, deadly egg farts the entire trip. There was nowhere to escape. FML

#21490176
57 comments

Today, I went to McDonald's. I was unaware of the Monopoly contest that they were holding. I was also unaware that you have to get 3 stickers of the same colour to claim your prize, and that it's not that easy to win a Jeep Cherokee. Taking down my Facebook post was awkward. FML

#21489900
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11773) - you deserved it (18551)

On 11/08/2015 at 11:45am - money - by youknowyoureoptimisticwhen - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML

#21489803
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25462) - you deserved it (1966)

On 11/08/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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