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Today, I got my very first tattoo. Excited, I sent a picture to my best friend. Her response? "You're joking, right?" FML

#21525357
35 comments

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On 02/12/2016 at 1:41am - misc - by fml - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I greeted my boss with, "Looking good, did you lose weight?" He responded that no, he'd just purchased larger pants. FML

#21525094
40 comments

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On 02/11/2016 at 7:24am - work - by candy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally found out why my graphics card in my PC had been overheating recently. My brother disconnected the card's fan because it was too loud when he was gaming. I guess I can always spend another $750. FML

#21524086
127 comments

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On 02/08/2016 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I accidentally forwarded a link to a weird fart porn video to my chat group. They've been silent for 30 minutes now. FML

#21523269
82 comments

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On 02/06/2016 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my grandma got drunk, tried to change the TV channel with my Xbox controller, and slurred at me to fuck off when I told her it wasn't the remote. She pulls this kind of crap way too often. FML

#21523258
25 comments

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On 02/06/2016 at 12:04am - misc - by sick of this shit (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML

#21523204
69 comments

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On 02/05/2016 at 9:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while I was taking a shit, a guy went into the next stall and narrated what he was doing in song. I'm still traumatized by his lyrics. FML

#21522585
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19662) - you deserved it (1517)

On 02/03/2016 at 10:13pm - misc - by Lord_Nick (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I tried to explain autism to my classmates. One of them, a professional cunt who's always looking for an excuse to lecture people, accused me of being "ableist" because my explanations weren't accurate, and said I shouldn't explain things I don't understand. I'm actually autistic. FML

#21522371
93 comments

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On 02/03/2016 at 8:33am - health - by Ishikur (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML

#21522018
208 comments

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On 02/02/2016 at 5:17am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

#21521652
33 comments

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On 02/01/2016 at 1:07am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I rushed over to stop my infant daughter from falling off her swing. Luckily just before she hit the ground, I woke up. Unfortunately, I woke up because I'd rolled off my bed and hit the floor. FML

#21521050
33 comments

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On 01/30/2016 at 3:56am - kids - by MandieL - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out my parents only had me in an attempt to fix their relationship. It didn't work. FML

#21520383
50 comments

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On 01/28/2016 at 11:05am - misc - by crinitis - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received a phone call from my boss, from the other side of the country. It seems the conference I sent him to is actually happening next week. FML

#21520233
51 comments

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On 01/27/2016 at 9:44pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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