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Today, I wanted my boyfriend to meet my parents. My mum introduced herself as, "I'm Petra. I'm completely normal." FML

#21506615
51 comments

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On 12/22/2015 at 4:45pm - love - by AustrianCow - Austria (Oberosterreich)

Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML

#21493926
111 comments

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On 11/18/2015 at 6:40am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I felt sad, useless and like I could never achieve anything. To cheer myself up, I wanted to smell some essential orange oil. I couldn't open the bottle. FML

#21490933
56 comments

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On 11/10/2015 at 6:25pm - misc - by weaknesspersonified (woman) - Austria

Today, my boyfriend declared he doesn't feel ready to move in with me for at least "some more years". We have already been together for five years. When he bought an apartment one year ago, he kept it a secret for three months. Maybe I should learn to take a hint. Or several hints. FML

#21487911
65 comments

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On 11/03/2015 at 2:10pm - love - by Unwanted (woman) - Austria

Today, my boyfriend thought I was going to ask him if we wanted children together. Instead of talking about it, he pretended to have a violent seizure and die. FML

#21465257
82 comments

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On 09/06/2015 at 2:33pm - love - by tessie94 (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, my doctor informed me that the tests we've been doing the previous months show no sign of leukemia. I was just about to express my relief when he casually followed up with, "Never mind, there's still a lot of other blood-related diseases we need to look out for." FML

#21463645
45 comments

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On 09/02/2015 at 6:09am - health - by Lily (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML

#21441279
28 comments

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On 07/13/2015 at 10:36pm - health - by wintersoldier - Austria

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

#21376371
80 comments

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On 03/17/2015 at 12:52pm - health - by Iwtumn (woman) - Austria

Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

#21368542
84 comments

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On 03/05/2015 at 8:32am - love - by therealkathl - Austria

Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring 'cause he was so good looking. FML

#21322556
66 comments

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On 12/23/2014 at 6:28am - misc - by anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, while reading 1984 on the train, a cute guy around my age and I got into a great a discussion about the book. Just when I thought he might ask for my number, he got up, patted me on the head and said it's so nice that kids my age still took interest in real literature. I'm 25. FML

#21284324
116 comments

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On 10/24/2014 at 9:47am - misc - by anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I was informed by a laughing friend, that my phone must be taking and uploading photos to Google+. Among numerous black shots, there is a particularly nice one of me while I'm sitting on the toilet. FML

#21208679
72 comments

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On 07/14/2014 at 5:31am - misc - by photoman (man) - Austria (Wien)



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