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Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10379) - you deserved it (53733)

On 01/11/2010 at 2:23am - health - by alexbobalex (woman) - Aland Islands



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