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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML

#13946366
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27444) - you deserved it (2376)

On 11/23/2010 at 4:32am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML

#13945313
139 comments

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On 11/23/2010 at 1:50am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I realized that 95% of my facebook friends added me only because they think my sisters are hot. FML

#13944368
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24033) - you deserved it (3107)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:22am - misc - by smallfrie32 -

Today, I admitted to my boyfriend of three years that I have been suffering from depression for a while now. He took it as a good time to dump me. FML

#13939076
94 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 5:39pm - love - by Username -

Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML

#13935466
139 comments

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On 11/22/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "no one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML

#13897942
108 comments

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On 11/19/2010 at 8:55am - misc - by Tay Tay -

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

#13896400
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34607) - you deserved it (11919)

On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my house was broken into. Apparently, I have nothing good enough in my house to steal, so they took my cake. FML

#13894998
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23318) - you deserved it (3150)

On 11/19/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by Amanda -

Today, I was at a pet store cuddling an apparently overaggressive chinchilla when it decided to bite me and run out of my hands. It is now nowhere to be found and I have to pay for it. FML

#13886609
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17653) - you deserved it (8346)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by alltimelove -

Today, I found out that while I see a therapist for my trust issues, my husband sleeps with our nanny. FML

#13885002
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33773) - you deserved it (2753)

On 11/18/2010 at 4:23am - intimacy - by nevergonnatrust -

Today, I auditioned for a part in a play. I've been practicing for months, and was very excited. After I finished singing, the director whispered something to the other judges, and they all laughed. Hard. So much for the lead role. FML

#13881545
22 comments

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On 11/17/2010 at 9:31pm - misc - by embarrassed -

Today, I was talking to my manager about a movie. She asked what main actors were in it, but the only one I could remember was Forest Whitaker. I told her then immediately blurted out "You know, the one with the freaky lazy eye." My manager has a lazy eye. FML

#13873380
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5979) - you deserved it (24887)

On 11/17/2010 at 2:34am - work - by workaholic -

Today, a customer was rude to me, and I was rude back. He then asked for my manager, and I told him I was the store manager. He then identified himself as the corporate owner. FML

#13871078
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12874) - you deserved it (46748)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:43pm - work - by T_Willl -



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