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Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML

#15487602
159 comments

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On 03/25/2011 at 8:07pm - health - by dazzla08 -

Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML

#15473081
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55998) - you deserved it (4338)

On 03/24/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by tannerpaul -

Today, I received yet more mail for my ex-fiancé. We've been broken up for nearly a year and I've told him multiple times to change his address. Getting his mail is a constant reminder that I haven't dated since. FML

#15462231
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28753) - you deserved it (5764)

On 03/24/2011 at 4:53am - love - by zks -

Today, I opened a cupboard and a brick fell on my head. The same brick my mum put up there to "keep it out of the way". FML

#15447390
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34278) - you deserved it (4265)

On 03/23/2011 at 11:22am - misc - by EllieJ -

Today, I got a call from this drunk man, asking for Celeste. Since I don't know any Celestes, I told him that he had the wrong number. He kept calling for her. Apparently he can't take a hint that she didn't give him her real number, and I get to deal with him. FML

#15447160
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32859) - you deserved it (3093)

On 03/23/2011 at 10:58am - misc - by jeanstein -

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

#15442986
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42984) - you deserved it (3790)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:56am - misc - by anon -

Today, my friends thought it would be hilarious to show me Marley and Me the day right after I had to put down my dog. I had my dog for 11 years. FML

#15437013
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58463) - you deserved it (4079)

On 03/22/2011 at 8:18pm - animals - by awesome -

Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML

#15430583
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24997) - you deserved it (12652)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:39am - health - by Maddie -

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

#15427360
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61284) - you deserved it (6582)

On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

#15414208
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41592) - you deserved it (4572)

On 03/21/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by Unlovedchild -

Today, my boyfriend had a bad dream that a horse was biting his fingers off. He punched the horse in the neck, and in real life punched me in the spine. Twice. FML

#15410065
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36510) - you deserved it (3951)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:02am - love - by lily389 -

Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML

#15365098
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39645) - you deserved it (7486)

On 03/18/2011 at 8:36am - love - by anon -

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

#15364776
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36537) - you deserved it (10499)

On 03/18/2011 at 7:28am - misc - by karmavictim -



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