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Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML

#21463887
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9634) - you deserved it (923)

On 09/02/2015 at 8:32pm - kids - by girl on fire (woman) -

Today, my parents made me quit a school team that I absolutely loved, because women "aren't supposed to play sports." and were worried that if I stayed on the team, I'd develop a manly physique. FML

#21463369
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23462) - you deserved it (1503)

On 09/01/2015 at 1:02pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, it was my birthday and I have no children. My father bluntly says, "Well, I guess if I get any grand-babies out of you now, they will have Down's Syndrome." I just turned 30. FML

#21463070
90 comments

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On 08/31/2015 at 5:46pm - kids - by AM (woman) -

Today, I decided to upgrade to Windows 10. I wanted to keep my old files on the current hard drive, I clicked on the keep old files option. Thanks to Windows, I lost everything. FML

#21459683
173 comments

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On 08/23/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Arrkyna (man) -

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

#21459680
65 comments

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On 08/23/2015 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML

#21456687
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25983) - you deserved it (2828)

On 08/16/2015 at 11:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, a woman drove her car onto my closed worksite. Since it is hazardous for the general public, I told her to leave. Later, the police arrived and gave me hell. Apparently, I was reported for being "snippy". FML

#21455499
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24161) - you deserved it (1490)

On 08/13/2015 at 5:58am - work - by SteamLass765 (woman) -

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. I was depressed so I went to the only bar in town. When I asked for a drink, I found out she works there as the bartender. FML

#21455384
79 comments

Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML

#21455219
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27102) - you deserved it (2015)

On 08/12/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by NoTattoo (man) -

Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML

#21454601
0 comments

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On 08/11/2015 at 12:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I was involved in a debate. Things got out of control, insults were hurled, and by the end friends were lost. The subject of the debate? Whether snot has enough calories in it to be nutritional. FML

#21454286
73 comments

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On 08/10/2015 at 1:04pm - misc - by imma ture (man) -

Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying: "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML

#21454260
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23955) - you deserved it (1998)

On 08/10/2015 at 11:35am - love - by butchapparently (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like cuddling in bed because he hates rebreathing his own carbon dioxide. FML

#21451972
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21694) - you deserved it (2613)

On 08/04/2015 at 10:33pm - love - by Carowl (woman) -



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