FML on vacation #2: In slow-moving hell 16 By Alan / Wednesday 13 August 2014 09:05 It was once a dream, now it’s come true. We’re at the place that was allocated months ago for preprogrammed, enforced holiday fun time....
Mélie's Illustrated FML 8 By Alan / Thursday 7 August 2014 10:02 Whatever happened to that girl who sang about Fridays? Here at FML, on Friday, we usually release our weekly illustrated FML. This...
Freaks's Illustrated FML 34 By Alan / Friday 1 August 2014 13:54 What's going on? Something weird is going on. I can feel it in my bones. Can't you? People are acting weird, as if they're short-fused...
FML on vacation #1: Getting there 24 By Alan / Tuesday 22 July 2014 12:31 A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if...
Élodie's Illustrated FML 16 By Alan / Friday 18 July 2014 09:47 Aaaaah, the beach, the sunshine, cool water against our skin... Nah, just kidding, I can't afford a trip to the beach. This blog...
Estelle's Illustrated FML 6 By Alan / Friday 11 July 2014 13:08 Hey, did you see that thing that happened ? Some guys dressed in white t-shirts kicked this spherical thing 7 times in between these...
Monsieur K's Illustrated FML 9 By Alan / Friday 4 July 2014 15:39 Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours. Right, that's this week's Kylie Minogue reference done with, let's get on...
Loyd's Illustrated FML 3 By Alan / Friday 27 June 2014 13:29 So, how are the first few days of summer working out for you? OK, I know, the southern hemisphere isn't concerned by my opening...
Calomiel's illustrated FML 7 By Alan / Friday 20 June 2014 12:44 Put down your pens, the exam is over. Come on, hand it to me. Don't you think I can see you in the back there? Yes, you, trying...
Léna's Illustrated FML 14 By Alan / Friday 13 June 2014 14:58 So, is it summer or what? Can we get on with it now? It is June after all. I've got my jorts out, let me strut my stuff down the...
Vinss's Illustrated FML 7 By Ala / Friday 6 June 2014 15:42 Summer's here and the time is right for dancing in the streets. Or maybe not, depending on where you live. Here at FML Towers,...
The Best of the Worst #6 112 By Alan / Wednesday 4 June 2014 09:33 Hai its FML hear, welcom to da show! Ass yall now, we post everay months FLMS... oh no, sorry. It's just that reading submissions...
Eddy Maurice's Illustrated FML 8 By Alan / Friday 30 May 2014 16:38 For many, the weekend means parties, fiestas and getting right royally ripped off your tits on booze with your mates. But beware, excessive...
Tom Cochien's Illustrated FML 2 By Alan / Friday 23 May 2014 07:36 It's Friday again, and all week we've had the Easybeats' song on our mind. So here we go, time to kick off our platform...
Sev's Illustrated FML 17 By Alan / Thursday 15 May 2014 15:48 It's the weekend again, and this time, the illustrations section is coming all the way from the countryside. Yes, FML is knee-deep...
Missbean's Illustrated FML 3 By Alan / Friday 9 May 2014 12:04 Hello, and welcome to the show. This week, we'll be looking at ways to improve your sex life! Click on this link to quickly out...
The Best of the Worst #5 92 By Alan / Monday 5 May 2014 06:03 It's time! It's the beginning of the month, which means it's about time we had a look at the darkest recesses of the FML...
Marie-Lys's Illustrated FML 4 By Alan / Friday 2 May 2014 09:17 Most of time, we have to go out looking for the people who illustrate the FMLs, but sometimes we get offers, out of the blue. This...
Sachimir's Illustrated FML 7 By Alan / Friday 25 April 2014 15:22 FML has no age restrictions when it comes to illustrations. Last week we welcomed a lovely young lady; this week is all about crafty...
Zoé's Illustrated FML 11 By Alan / Friday 18 April 2014 15:21 Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing...
Bénédicte's Illustrated FML 10 By Alan / Thursday 10 April 2014 14:00 "If drawing stuff is the food of love, then get a better pencil." That's not a real expression, I just made it up because I needed...
The Best of the Worst #4 109 By Alan / Monday 7 April 2014 09:00 Hey, it's back! Remember last time we were here? We checked out a few crazy stories from the "never posting that on FML" collection....
Nino's Illustrated FML 6 By Alan / Friday 4 April 2014 14:24 Hey hey we’re the Monkees… No we’re not, we’re FML. And it’s the weekend, so it means it’s time to strap on a crash-helmet and step...
FML's Horoscope 73 By Alan / Wednesday 2 April 2014 10:14 OK, we lied. We're not lauching a new feature. There will be no pseudosciences on FML. Astrology will not be taking up any room...
Alx Factory's Illustrated FML 5 By Alan / Friday 28 March 2014 09:37 Asssiiiiiibooonangaaaaaaaaaa ! Why ? Why not. It's time once again to check out the deranged mind of another artist. OK, I only...
Landvaettr's Illustrated FML 6 By Alan / Tuesday 18 March 2014 15:08 Here we go again! Yes, it's illustrated FML time again. This time, we're travelling to Paris, France, home of le croissant,...
Kiyan's Illustrated FML 6 By Alan / Friday 14 March 2014 16:02 As Rebecca Black once said, "Quick, hide the gear, my Dad might see you." Oh, right, no, she sang, "Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday...
Grib's Illustrated FML 4 By Alan / Friday 7 March 2014 13:21 It's the end of the week, which of course means it's time for another illustrated FML (and just about time for some beer of...
Matteor's Illustrated FML 11 By Alan / Saturday 1 March 2014 05:17 MATTEOR'S ILLUSTRATED FML "It was like I was eating butter, but on a beach, and that I'd let the lump of butter drop into...
The Best of the Worst #3 97 By Alan / Monday 24 February 2014 16:17 Here we go again, time to delve back into the darkest recesses of the FML mailbag. Well, obviously it's not a real mailbag, don't...
FML: Uncensored Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids....
2 FML: Uncensored Today, my girlfriend was giving me head during the horror flick we were watching. Little did I know, my girlfriend isn't a big fan of horror films. It...
3 FML: Uncensored Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing...
4 FML Uncensored Today, I surprisingly found two empty seats on the subway. Before anyone could get to them, I rushed and triumphantly sat down, enjoying my victory, until...
Today I took the kids to the pool. I'm short & 20lbs overweight so I don't normally swim. They talked me into it, so I put on a swimsuit for the first... I agree, your life sucks 1 I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
Today I got let go at work. About 2 years ago we hired "an assistant" for me. The kid was eager to learn everything he could from me. When they canned... I agree, your life sucks 15 I agree, your life sucks 15 You deserved it 3 You deserved it 3
Romania Today, I went on my first date in a year with a guy I met just a couple hours ago. I went back to my hotel to get better dressed and met him at the bar....
Singapore Today, on my second week in my new job, I opened my desk drawer of snacks. Apparently no one had bothered to tell me that there's an office rat or mouse...
Today, I bought a new bike from a sporting goods store. I secured the bike in the back seat and slammed the door shut, but I didn't pay close enough attention...
FML Uncensored Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain down stairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep... I agree, your life sucks 3781 I agree, your life sucks 3781 You deserved it 503 You deserved it 503 26
Today, my mother-in-law and I were having a lovely chat about my partner, until, she asked me if "he was good in bed?" and saying things like "I've seen it, great length. I'm jealous." FML I agree, your life sucks 6956 I agree, your life sucks 6956 You deserved it 519 You deserved it 519 31 146 17 759 224 By Didn't want to hear that from you - / Friday 11 August 2017 10:46 /
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