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By Alan / Friday 24 July 2015 15:58

It's a new summer, so here's a new feature. OK, that doesn't mean much, but you've got to start somewhere. The idea...

The Best of the Worst #16

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By Alan / Wednesday 22 July 2015 09:01

Summer's here and the time is right, for Best of Worsting in the street! Yeah, alright, that doesn't mean much, but I love...

Chiara's illustrated FML

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By Alan / Friday 17 July 2015 13:35

Hi there, cool cats ! I'm glad to see you all again. Seeing you again means it's Friday; Friday is illustrated FML day (and...

Cécilia's illustrated FML

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By Alan / Friday 10 July 2015 12:22

It's summer ! It's a heatwave ! I'm well aware of that fact because I almost fainted in the street the other day, and I...

Angie's illustrated FML

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By Alan / Friday 3 July 2015 09:57

Here we go again. This week I'm talking to you live from the Paris Japan Expo. I'm dressed up as Bernard from the Sailor Moon...

The Best of the Worst #15

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By Alan / Wednesday 24 June 2015 08:06

We hadn't forgotten! You can stop sending your e-mails asking when we were going to post the Best of the Worst article, it's...

Flopom's illustrated FML

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By Alan / Friday 19 June 2015 14:00

Hi gang, how's it going? The weekend has finally arrived and we finally collectively breathe a sigh of relief as we unbutton our...

Xianyou's illustrated FML

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The illustrated FMLs, a well established institution that's been designated by UNESCO as a world heritage site. The whole world...

FML's Question Time #3 : Sports scandals and FIFAllibality

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By Alan / Friday 5 June 2015 12:33

Let's do this again, it was fun last time. Here's another attempt at giving everyone a chance to give their opinion on a popular...

JT's illustrated FML

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By Alan / Friday 22 May 2015 12:19

Hello everybody, how's it going? This week we're looking at the delicate art of getting along with your neighbours. If you've...

The Best of the Worst #14

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By Alan / Wednesday 20 May 2015 14:47

We're back! Hooray! It's the month of May and time once again to dig around the FML postbag to see what wonders of the English...

Caleb's illustrated FML

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By Alan / Wednesday 13 May 2015 09:59

It's seems that it's a bad time to be a King. First Ben E., now B.B. We're guessing that Larry, Carole and Burger are probably...

Roxane's illustrated FML

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By Alan / Friday 8 May 2015 05:14

It's Friday, bitches. OK, strange start to an article but it got your attention. This week we've gone all emo on your asses...

Essa's illustrated FML

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By Alan / Friday 1 May 2015 13:40

Yesterday was labor day in the US. FML is international, and and specifically US-centric, but we still sat around doing nothing because...

FML's Question Time #2: School

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By Alan / Thursday 23 April 2015 14:52

We tried this before and it went pretty well, so here's another blog section for everyone to have give their opinion on a popular...

Elaillce's illustrated FML

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By Alan / Friday 17 April 2015 12:57

So, did you catch the game this week? You know, the one with the ball, the scoring and all that stuff. Isn't that how you're...

The Best of the Worst #13

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By Alan / Monday 13 April 2015 09:47

Yep, it's back, finally. We couldn't post another instalment of the Best of the Worst too soon after our April Fool's prank,...

Kurt's illustrated FML

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We've finally found out how those pesky "17 ways to please your cat that looks like Hitler's house" articles get you to click...

Pauline Roland's illustrated FML

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By Alan / Thursday 2 April 2015 14:53

Hello everyone! So, have you gotten over being pranked left, right and centre by all the April Fool's tricks this week? Ready to...

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By Alan / Monday 30 March 2015 08:54

  Yah its know over, ive stoppd wrotting… Sorry, I'll try again. There, it's over, I can stop typing TXT language with...

Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

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By Alan / Friday 27 March 2015 15:23

Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask...

Sidonie's illustrated FML

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By Alan / Thursday 19 March 2015 13:12

Hi gang! In this week's edition, some pedalos, some kittens, a bunch of gypsy singers, some ponytails, a crooner, a house that...

Bettina's illustrated FML

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By Alan / Friday 6 March 2015 08:51

Can you feel the shitty atmosphere too? In the coffee shops, bars, in the company canteen, in the school playground at school in between...

The Best of the Worst #12

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By Alan / Tuesday 3 March 2015 14:13

Another month, another bunch of shitposts. Yes, it's time to delve into the postbag and have another look at the weird and wonderful...

Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

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By Alan / Friday 27 February 2015 13:44

Madonna must be the only person breathing a sigh of relief right now thanks to all the idiots arguing about the colour of a dress. Thanks...

FML's badges: pointless but essential!

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By Alan / Monday 23 February 2015 16:07

If you're a regular on FML, it probably means that you're a member. Whatcha mean you're not a member? Right, for a start,...

Gib's illustrated FML

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By Alan / Friday 6 February 2015 10:48

Hell is full of a certain type of person. The people who eat boiled eggs on trains. The people who cut their finger and toenails on...

Ronald Grandpey's illustrated FML

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By Alan / Friday 30 January 2015 11:23

Hello everyone, how's it going? You doing OK? Friday is the right time to get your glad rags on, go out, meet your friends, have...

The Best of the Worst #11

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By Alan / Wednesday 28 January 2015 14:18

Yes, we're late. We've been doing stuff, the New Year and our birthday party got in the way, but there's no excuse. So,...

FML is 6 years old!

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By Alan / Friday 16 January 2015 14:17

We've made it! FML is six years old! We can't really say that we are ageing gracefully, but what sort of six-year-old behaves...

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