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AND THE WINNERS ARE... EDITED!

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By Cali / Wednesday 3 May 2017 18:00

The great FML egg hunt is finally over. Here are all the prizewinners! (With a bit of luck, your username is listed too!)

Badges: The Big Comeback

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By Cali / Friday 28 April 2017 00:26

Think you're the FML badge king? That you caught them all? That you don't need to be Captain Barbosa to understand that the gold calls?...

The Clucking Machine: Clues and Clarification!

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By Cali / Tuesday 18 April 2017 11:07

To help you in your quest, we'll reveal some choice tips on how to get your 10 golden eggs... and MORE!

[MEGA UPDATE] Win a Smartphone or $10,000 worth of prizes with FML!

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By Cali / Tuesday 18 April 2017 08:50

This Easter we celebrate in style with the Clucking Machine! Play to win prizes like mugs, money, & brand new tech! REREAD FOR NEW...

FML Semi-Weekly Update #3

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By Alan / Monday 27 March 2017 11:44

Get the scoop on what's what at FML including the latest tech update from Fleox!

Happy Birthday, FML Community!

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By Cali / Friday 17 March 2017 14:00

In this long-awaited community article, I, the coolest cat at FMyLife, will introduce a brand new site feature: the birthday board!

How To: Image FMLs

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By Cali / Sunday 12 March 2017 18:30

What are they? A creative gold mine, that's what. Read on to learn how easy it is to submit your own FMLs with images!

The Animal Invasion: Top 10 Profiles

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By Cali / Friday 10 March 2017 16:59

Why do humans always get the spotlight and not animals? This special compilation features 10 FML profiles from the animal kingdom......

The "What's Happening?" of FML #2

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By Alan / Monday 6 March 2017 16:36

In this weekly column, we tell you everything that happens at FML, what is coming up, and what we wear to bed.

The funniest usernames on FML

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By Alan/Nina / Friday 3 March 2017 20:05

This week, we're once again putting the spotlight on you lovely users. We checked out your usernames and crunched the numbers.

The "What's Happening?" of FML this week

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By Alan / Monday 27 February 2017 16:47

In this new weekly section, you'll get the scoop on everything FML, like what's going on, what's coming up, and what we're wearing....

The Best User Profiles on FML

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By Cali / Saturday 25 February 2017 18:00

Today, we're kicking off what we hope will become a grand tradition of honoring and celebrating you, the beautiful FMyLife community....

Technically speaking, what's up?

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By Fleox / Thursday 23 February 2017 14:30

After a complex January, I'm leaving my grotto to finally fill you in on the technical evolution of the website and applications.

Another FML Photo for you to add a funny caption to!

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By Alan / Monday 20 February 2017 17:16

Join in the fun and find a funny caption for this week's weird photo.

Valentine's Slay

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By FML / Tuesday 14 February 2017 09:11

For this special, albeit annoying if you happen to be single, day, we've created a little surprise for all of you looking for love.

Submit. You know you want to.

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By Cali / Saturday 4 February 2017 01:12

Join us on a tour of the FML submission process. The next front page sensation could be yours!

Moderation Nation

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By Cali / Wednesday 1 February 2017 12:46

Let's discuss FMyLife's moderation function, and maybe you'll become this month's top moderator!

Wanted: FML needs you

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By Alan / Tuesday 31 January 2017 17:20

We are looking for FML fans to test our new app out!

The Best of the Worst #29

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By Alan / Thursday 26 January 2017 17:12

Here's the first Best of the Worst of FML of 2017. Enjoy!

Another FML Photo for you to add a funny caption to!

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By Alan / Monday 16 January 2017 15:16

We're looking for funny people to volunteer to caption this FML Photo. Have a crack it.

Having trouble with your account?

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By Alan / Monday 9 January 2017 09:55

Some people are having a hard time logging into their accounts. Check this simple solution.

For 2017, FML's getting a makeover

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By Alan / Wednesday 4 January 2017 09:03

Hello dear FMLers. First of all, Happy New Year! We know, we said the same thing at the start of 2016 and it REALLY was a shitty year....

Another FML Photo to add a funny caption to!

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By Alan / Monday 19 December 2016 18:00

Hi gang! Here's another FML Photo for you to caption!

FML's Survival Kit #9 - Whadya mean it's nearly Xmas?!

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By Alan / Thursday 15 December 2016 10:19

Hello fellow FML-ers ! It's Thursday and Christmas is practically round the corner (and driving us round the bend), so here's...

Caption this FML Photo, now!

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By Alan / Tuesday 13 December 2016 21:53

Hello everyone! It's sort of the beginning of the week, everyone's sad and lonely after mourning the end of their life,...

Welcome our new team member: Cali

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By Alan / Monday 12 December 2016 15:20

Hello everyone! We're proud to announce that the FML team has added a new member. So everyone, stand to attention, salute and...

S-Kro's illustrated FML #364

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By Alan / Friday 9 December 2016 15:04

Hi everyone! It's Friday, time for another illustrated FML. Yes, it's been a while, but we've been working on stuff that...

FML's Survival Kit #8

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By Alan / Wednesday 7 December 2016 10:21

Hello fellow FML-ers ! It's Thursday and Christmas is slowly but surely creeping up on us, so here's another selection of stuff...

Come up with a funny caption for this FML Photo, quick!

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By Alan / Monday 5 December 2016 19:05

Hello everyone! It's the beginning of the week, everyone's sad and lonely after mourning the end of the weekend, so we...

FML's Survival Kit #7

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By Alan / Thursday 1 December 2016 13:23

Hi everyone ! It's Thursday so it's time again to show you stuff that we've liked over the past week. We've gotten...

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Today, I went in to get a shot for a migraine to find out I'm 17 weeks pregnant... I am almost 40 and my tubes are tied. FML
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