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FML celebrates our dads, the everyday heroes.

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By Alan / Sunday 16 June 2019 12:31

It's Father's Day. Let's let them bask in the glory of doing things people have been doing since forever.

FML's 15 favorite f***-ups of the week!

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By Alan / Friday 14 June 2019 18:00

Whether it's people not understanding how the world works or just people f**king their shit up, this is the place to check out idiots...

FML's Favorite Examples of People Not Getting the Joke!

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By Alan / Wednesday 12 June 2019 18:00

Have you ever tried making a joke on the Internet, and then watched someone totally not get it? This is a selection of those occurrences...

FML's Favorite Internet Cheapskates

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By Alan / Tuesday 11 June 2019 18:00

Selling and trading on the Internet is hard work, especially thanks to entitled dingdongs who try to get everything for nothing. Here's...

FML's Weekly Horoscope - 10th of June 2019

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By Mystic Alan / Sunday 9 June 2019 18:00

Find out what bullshit the asshole stars and planets have in store for you this week.

FML's 15 favorite f***-ups of the week!

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By Alan / Friday 7 June 2019 18:00

Whether it's people not understanding how the world works or just people f**king their shit up, this is the place to check out idiots...

The Best Of The Worst Of FML #82

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By Alan / Monday 3 June 2019 18:00

Here's a selection of the worst, unpublishable FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and poke your eyes out with knitting needles!

FML's Weekly Horoscope - 2nd of June 2019

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By Mystic Alan / Sunday 2 June 2019 18:19

Find out what bullshit the asshole stars and planets have in store for you this week.

FML's 15 favorite f***-ups of the week!

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By Alan / Friday 31 May 2019 18:00

Whether it's people not understanding how the world works or just people f**king their shit up, this is the place to check out idiots...

FML's Weekly Horoscope - 26th of May 2019

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By Mystic Alan / Sunday 26 May 2019 18:00

Find out what bullshit the asshole stars and planets have in store for you this week.

FML's 15 favorite fuck-ups of the week!

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By Alan / Friday 24 May 2019 18:00

Whether it's people not understanding how the world works or just people fucking their shit up, this is the place to check out idiots...

FML's Crazy Parent Groups

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By Alan / Thursday 23 May 2019 18:00

Social media brings like-minded people together. Great, right? Unfortunately, it also helps absolute nutjobs share their mad beliefs.

FML's Weekly Horoscope - 19th of May 2019

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By Alan / Sunday 19 May 2019 18:00

Find out what bullshit the stars, planets and the universe have in store for you this week.

FML's 15 favorite fuck-ups of the week!

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By Alan / Friday 17 May 2019 18:00

Whether it's people not understanding how the world works or just people fucking their shit up, this is the place to check out idiots...

FML's Worst Idiot Drivers

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By Alan / Wednesday 15 May 2019 18:00

We've all seen them on the roads, here's a bunch of them on video: idiots behind the wheel!

Like Starter Packs? Here's an Arbitrary Amount of Stopper Packs!

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By Alan / Monday 13 May 2019 18:00

Everyone has seen Starter Packs floating around the Internet. Surreal humour fans create Stopper Packs, which push the concept even...

FML's Weekly Horoscope

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By Alan / Sunday 12 May 2019 18:00

Find out what shit the asshole stars and planets have in store for you this week.

FML's 15 favorite fuck-ups of the week!

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By Alan / Friday 10 May 2019 18:00

Whether it's people not understanding how the world works or just people fucking their shit up, this is the place to check out idiots...

10 FMLs to Help You Survive a Day Without Your Smartphone

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By Alan / Tuesday 7 May 2019 18:00

Here's a collection of FMLs to help you smartphone addicts get over your addiction. Or not. We can't. We won't.

The Best Of The Worst Of FML #81

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By Alan / Monday 6 May 2019 18:00

They're back! Here's a selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and poke your eyes out with a spike!

The game is back!

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By Cali / Thursday 8 November 2018 12:00

Read on for info and updates...

FML Halloween Game Malfunction

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By Cali / Monday 5 November 2018 17:45

We're working on it!

Halloween on FML: Let the game begin!

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By Cali / Tuesday 30 October 2018 15:00

It's time to bite!

Halloween on FML - Play to win badges and pounds of candy!

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By Cali / Saturday 27 October 2018 01:00

To celebrate Halloween, we've concocted a biting game. Come one, come all... don't be scared!

Here's This Month's Collection Of The Worst FMLs Ever

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By Cali / Friday 26 October 2018 23:00

They're baaaaack... Here's a selection of the worst FMLs we've received over the years. Read them and weep!

Everything you need to know about the big app update!

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By Cali / Friday 11 August 2017 16:07

If you're an FML app user, it's time to update! If you're not, what are you waiting for? An explanation of the benefits? Coming right...

This Summer's Big Treasure Hunt on FML is far from over. Have you played it? What are you waiting for?

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By Alan / Monday 31 July 2017 21:30

The size of the map in FML's Treasure Hunt has just doubled in size! This means you'll be more likely to stumble upon treasure, bringing...

The Big Summer Treasure Hunt: FML is giving away two smartphones and $1,500 in Amazon gift cards!

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By Cali / Friday 7 July 2017 17:37

After the smashing success of the Clucking Machine this Easter, FML is bringing sexy back. Come sail the sea in our summer pirate game!

Community Blog: Tab Changes

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By Cali / Thursday 6 July 2017 17:35

Hello FMLers! Did you notice a change at the top of the page? The Blog tab was moved! And there's a new tab! The sky is falling!

What's Going On On The Technical Side of FML?

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By Fleox / Tuesday 16 May 2017 18:30

Our friend Fleox give us the low-down on all the updates and changes to come.

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